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50 Things I Enjoy More Than Cold Weather

*crying frozen tears*

Carson Osborne
Dec 12, 2016
Norman, Oklahoma
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This arctic air is definitely a sign winter is right around the corner, and as I much as I love this time of year and the holidays, one thing about late fall and winter I despise more than anything else... the cold.

Just so you guys really understand where I'm coming from, here are 50 (unpleasant) things I enjoy more than cold weather.

  1. Losing all my money at the casino
  2. Brain freeze
  3. Stubbing my toe
  4. Burning my hand on my straightener
  5. Traffic
  6. Slow walkers
  7. Hitting every red light
  8. Black coffee
  9. My phone dying at 12:00 PM
  10. Swimsuit shopping
  11. Blisters
  12. Bugs
  13. Boob sweat
  14. Rude people
  15. Being late
  16. Chanel West Coast's laugh
  17. Crusty feet
  18. Porto-potties
  19. Getting a text back hours later
  20. Burnett's vodka
  21. Hang nails
  22. Dieting
  23. Children shrieking
  24. Stepping in dog poop
  25. Rain with no umbrella
  26. Donald Trump's hair
  27. Breaking my last ponytail holder
  28. A 10-hour loop of Hotline Bling
  29. Being sick
  30. Cereal with orange juice
  31. Commercials
  32. Slow wifi
  33. A shower with no water pressure
  34. Mixed match clothing
  35. Smacking
  36. Washing dishes
  37. Drunk crying
  38. Unscratchable itches
  39. Losing my train of thought
  40. Waiting 15 minutes in line at the drive-thru
  41. Speeding tickets
  42. PMS
  43. Wet socks
  44. Bad grammar
  45. Small talk
  46. Paper gowns
  47. Getting hit in the heels with a shopping cart
  48. Cardio
  49. Burned popcorn
  50. Cleaning the shower drain

Put me in the Sahara Desert with no shoes, and I'm happier than I am right now in this soon to be snowglobe. I know the weather change is inevitable, but I will never be ready!

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