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50 Things You've Said To Your College Roommates

Because no one else understands like they do.

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50 Things You've Said To Your College Roommates
Kailey Murphy

1. “Does my hair look greasy?”

2. “Are you still going to the gym today?”

3. “What time did you get home last night?”

4. “Lol.”

5. “Does this make my butt look good?”

6. “Can I borrow that?”

7. “If I make a pot of coffee, will you drink some?”

8. “Do you wanna go to Panera?”

9. “Can we get coffee tomorrow?”

10. “I wish the gym opened earlier on Sundays.”

11. “Wanna do homework together?”

12. “Are you hungry?”

13. “Sorry I suck at doing dishes.”

14. “Where did you go?”

15. “What time do you get home from class again?”

16. “You can have the chicken I just cooked, I don’t like it.”

17. “Wanna go to Costco?”

18. “Can you drive?”

19. “What should I caption this?”

20. “Can we have a Halloween movie weekend?”

21. “We have to get a roomie picture tonight.”

22. “Can you straighten my hair for me?”

23. “Let me just read you this text!”

24. "Turn your 'Find My Friends' app on."

25. “I went to the gym today so I don’t have to go tomorrow.”

26. “How did you cook your dinner?”

27. “Oh my gosh, I found these really good crackers at Fred Meyer today.”

28. “I’m almost out of gummy vitamins.”

29. “Can we go for a walk later?”

30. “Do you think this hummus is still good?”

31. “We should really invest in some living room décor.”

32. “Did I wake you up last night?”

33. “Victoria’s Secret is having a sale, should I buy this?”

34. “These shoes make my calves look good.”

35. “GroupMe is literally killing me right now.”

36. “Can we get matching Christmas sweaters?”

37. “I have no money.”

38. “Wow, we need to vacuum.”

39. “Can you blow out my candle? I forgot, again...”

40. “Don’t judge me.”

41. “Are you awake?”

42. “Just lock the door behind me.”

43. “Can I borrow some of your rice?”

44. “I really need to get a job next semester.”

45. "Guys, if the doorbell rings, answer it. I'm expecting a package."

46. "I'm gonna miss you guys over break."

47. "Why am I so awkward?"

48. "I put some water next to your beds."

49. "God bless whoever put the dishes away."

50. "Wow, you're so nice to me."

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