For many of us, roommates become family and therefore you speak to one another as such. If you are anything like me and my roommate you text each other more than you would text a significant other. We are each other’s life line and sounding board, even I.C.E. for dramatic cases. Over the past year we have accumulated a pretty hefty messaging history and to celebrate a whole year with my sassy and amazing roommate, here are the 50 best messages you can receive from your roommate, which all good roommates can relate to.
- “Is this cute?” *picture included*
- “Might wanna borrow something tonight."
- “I made dinner.”
- “Do you want to watch Greys?”
- “Do you want to re-watch Greys from the beginning?”
- “I vacuumed today.”
- “I moved your laundry over.”
- “I feel like Lisa Vanderpump.”
- “I bought ice cream.”
- “You can have my leftovers.”
- “Do you want to go dance?”
- “Get off work, let’s go out.”
- “That guy was cute.”
- “I bleached, don’t lean on anything.”
- “Will you ride with me to the store?”
- “My friend said you were hot last night.”
- “Can you curl my hair?”
- “Have you seen the new Greys?”
- “I washed your sheets.”
- “I bought you something.”
- “I’m drunk, btw.”
- “I’m home, are you home?”
- “Oh my God, look what _____ sent me.”
- “Do you have rent?”
- “Who’d you get it with?”
- “Send me those pictures from last night.”
- “I need you”
- “Take my shift.”
- “Damn girl, back at it again.”
- “Trying to be conservative.”
- “I’ll come snuggle if I come home.”
- “Don’t be stupid, I love you.”
- “He’s not cute, walk away.”
- ‘What’s your friend’s name?’
- “Beach?”
- “I figured out I can break into your room last night.”
- “Please hurry home, I feel like a loser.”
- “Bath and Body works had a sale, I loaded up.”
- “Do you wanna go shopping?”
- “Go watch my Snap Chat.”
- “Be safe.”
- Do you need a ride?”
- “Wanna have people over tonight?”
- “Are you hungry?”
- “Don’t spoil Greys.”
- “Hey, text me back so I know you’re safe.”
- “I’m proud of you.”
- “Pray for me.”
- “Did you just turn the dryer on?”
- “I love you so much.”
For these and the hundreds of other incriminating messages we’ve had, thank you for being my perfect and fun roommate this year. I love you!
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