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50 Signs You Are A "Basic" Girl

You hate being called basic but you know are.

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Basic b*tches have been getting a bad rap lately, and you know what? The haters are missing out because being basic is, well, basically the best thing ever. So what if you're obsessed with pumpkin spice lattes, #manicuremonday, and Forever 21 — enjoying things that lots of other girls love doesn't make you lame. It means you have good taste, duh. It's time to shout from the rooftops (of Target because that's your fav store) and claim, "I'm a basic b*tch, and I'm proud of it!" If you're not sure you qualify for this liberating declaration, check out 50 signs that you're totes basic and loving it. . .

1) You say the exact opposite of what she is actually thinking.

2) Dances in front of the mirror.

3) Choosing sleep > hygiene

4) You eat cookie dough despite the "warning."

5) Singing drunken karaoke.

6) Telling your friends they look good in that.

7) Putting silky PJ bottoms on after shaving your legs.

8) Binge watching an entire series in a weekend.

9) Holding your friend's hair back when they've had too much.

10) Googling everything

11) Loving Instagram

12) Owning an absurd amount of leggings.

13) Owning a pair of Uggs.

14) You have a very specific Starbucks drink order.

15) You have Instagrammed your Starbucks drink.

16) You love Netflix.

17) Gilmore Girls is life.

18) You secretly love Taylor Swift.

19) You workout.

20) You can bake.

21) You own a green army jacket.

22) You can never have enough bath bombs.

23) You watch DIY's on Youtube but never really do them.

24) You can quote Legally Blonde.

25) You wear oversized sweatshirts.

26) It's always time for iced coffee.

27) You have said, "cash me ousside, howbow dah."

28) You have so much Bath & Body Works.

29) PINK is maybe 50% or more of your closet.

30) You identify more with fictional characters from TV shows than actual people.

31) Pumpkin Spice all fall long.

32) Bonfires.

33) Filters on every photo.

34) Always down for froyo.

35) You take Grey's Anatomy very seriously.

36) You went through a Twilight phase.

(Team Edward or Team Jacob?)

37) Bagels are their own food group.

38) You wind down from a stressful day with Pinterest.

39) You have tried to "smize."

(Smiling with your eyes)

40) You religiously watch The Bachelor.

( We all hated Juan Pablo.)

41) Chipotle is always on your mind.

42) It's the iPhone or no phone.

43) You blare Adele and belt it out.

44) You get excited about the Victoria Secret Fashion Show.

45) Selfies are a daily hobby.

46) You have a scarf to match every outfit.

47) You use way too many hashtags on Instagram.

48) Magic Mike XXL is on your favorites list.

49) Emoji's are a must when texting.

50) You hate being "basic," but you know you are.

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1. You don't have to feel guilty about flirting with customers for tips (or just for shits and giggles).

2. You can be obnoxiously flirtatious with anyone you want. You are free to be that girl that flirts with everybody and makes 'em all smile (it's especially fun when the guy is as cute as Collin Jost). No shame.

3. Making random men nervous with your superior beauty and intense eye contact just for the hell of it is really amusing and empowering.

4. No one gives two poops if ya legs are hairy (your man shouldn't either but *Kermit the Frog meme* That's none of my business)

5. The toilet seat will remain down.

6. There's more money to spend on yourself.

7. There's always this secret butterfly in your tummy that marvels at the possibility that when you go out this weekend you're gonna meet someone super handsome/wonderful/prince-like and have this moment of dazzling dalliance.

8. Nothing is that serious...you can take it all with a grain of salt...you don't owe anybody anything.

9. You can dance with anyone and everyone...or no one (Hello frat boi w/ glasses, I see you).

10. You don't have to fluff anyone's ego but your own.

11. Free drinks and dinners from single guys (It's not taking advantage if they're offering; a girl's gotta eat).

12. You have more time to learn how to love and improve yourself rather than constantly pouring your energy into another person.

13. You don't have to sacrifice your cheesy Jen Aniston rom-coms and Gilmore Girls for his Fast and Furious/other dumb action movie featuring blonde that is only in the movie to supply a relationship to the male lead and to make him look more masculine/empowered in juxtaposition (In other words, you don't have to deal with a guy being a crabby Patty while you watch your cute movies).

14. You can daydream about what your future husband may be doing right now (and not get stressed/guilty out because you're not picturing your current boyfriend that's crazy about you as your future husband).

15. There is more time to be spent with your girlfriends.

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