Sometimes, being away from home is hard. There are so many chores to do, bills to pay, and to-do lists to complete. Living with a roommate who doubles as your mother certainly makes things easier though! Here's to you, mommate!
- You sent them a good luck text on their first day of school.
- And their first day of work.
- And before that big accounting exam.
- You want to know where they are going to be and who they are with at all times.
- You want to know what time they'll be home.
- You know what snacks they like from the grocery store.
- You know what they want to eat for dinner before they even know.
- You always have a coupon for pizza.
- You make them help you with chores.
- You reprimand them when they leave their dirty dishes out.
- You always ask them if they have their keys before leaving the house.
- You make them double check they have them.
- You come to unlock the door when they forget their keys (even though they said they had them).
- You leave them notes around the house reminding them to pay rent.
- And to not forget their keys.
- You force them to get their homework done before they watch their favorite tv show.
- You ask them if they really need to be watching the Kardashians.
- You join in watching it with them after making fun of it.
- You understand why they're moody a certain time of the month.
- You are always the one they go to for good advice.
- You are their shoulder to cry on when a boy makes them cry.
- Their enemies are your enemies.
- You give them the greatest pep talks.
- You want them to find a nice, responsible boy.
- You have to approve of said boy before anything becomes official.
- You are honest with them when you don’t like the boy.
- You text them when they're on a date to make sure they're still alive.
- You make sure they brush their teeth before they go to bed.
- You make their beds for them in the morning if they forget.
- You pick them up whenever they need a ride home on the weekends, no questions asked.
- You make sure they're all bundled up before they leave the house in the winter.
- You help them study for their exams.
- You help them write all their emails.
- And make phone calls for their doctor appointments.
- You put the A they got on their Trigonometry test up on the fridge.
- You have to teach them how to do laundry.
- And how to start the dishwasher.
- And how to turn the heater on.
- You kill the spiders in the bathroom.
- You are always responsible for reminding them of important dates.
- You remind them to call their own mother.
- You help them pick out what they want to wear in the mornings.
- And braid their hair.
- You know what kind of medicine to give them when they're sick.
- You check their teeth for any remainders of breakfast before they leave the house.
- You take pictures of everything they do.
- And put them all over social media.
- You post on social media when they do something you're proud of.
- You always comment on their posts about how cute they look.
- No matter what mistakes they make, you love them unconditionally.