As the presidential election approaches, there is only viable option that I see that could bring America any prosperity and success, and that option doesn’t have Donald Trump’s name on the ballot. This article was inspired by “100 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Hillary” by Brooke Soldo, and I decided to put my own spin on it. Personally, I am honestly scared of what the United States would be under his tyranny.

Here’s a list of 50 things I would rather do than vote for Donald Trump this upcoming November.

1. Drink water filled with dead mosquitos
2. Give up chocolate
3. Get locked out of my car with my keys inside
4. Fall down a flight of glass stairs
5. Re-take every midterm from last year.
6. Get another palate expander glued to the roof of my mouth
7. Organic Chemistry
8. Gain 50 pounds
9. Take a bath in galloons of beer
10. Listen to a Spotify commercial after every song
11. Marry the guy I went on that really shitty Bumble date with
12. Fill my wardrobe with “Aeropostale” graphic t-shirts
13. Braze a winter storm in a tee shirt and shorts
14. Watch porn with my parents
15. Contract the Zika Virus
16. Step in dog poop barefoot
17. Kiss a rattle snake
18. Give up a winning lottery ticket
19. Have the hang nail from Black Swan
20. Be a mail-order bride
21. Snort sriracha mayo
22. Get a degree from Trump University
23. Babysit crying newborns
24. Lose 10 Billion Dollars
25. Become allergic to all fruits
26. Staple my eyelids closed
27. Play Club Penguin
28. Drink bleach
29. Clean a rest stop’s public bathroom
30. Spend money buying a movie on iTunes
31. Delete my Netflix account.
32. Use rough sandpaper as toilet paper.
33. Die
34. Have breast implants deflate
35. Eat spoonful’s of ‘I Cannot Believe It’s Not Butter’
36. Run a 5K without a bra on
37. Get a splinter in my eye
38. Get pooped on by a seagull
39. Make out with Chris Christie
40. Spend the day with Kanye West and Taylor Swift on an island
41. Eat leftover salad
42. Put on a two piece crop top and skirt after Thanksgiving dinner
43. Eat hospital food every day
44. Sneeze uncontrollably while driving fast on a busy highway
45. Jump off a moving train
46. Run a marathon
47. Accidentally send a text about someone to the person I’m talking about
48. Shoot myself in the foot
49. Pop other people's zits
50. Vote for Hillary