Boys suck sometimes. We've all been there. They're forgetful, and they do some really stupid things sometimes. There is nothing that breaks my heart more than seeing a girl's shine be dulled by a boy. There is never any reason to stay upset for more than 10 minutes after a break-up. Why, you ask? The answer is chicken nuggets. The answer is always chicken nuggets. So next time you're about to cry over a boy, stop, go get some chicken nuggets and read over this enlightening list of 50 reasons why chicken nuggets are better than boys. (I know, the hardest part was narrowing it down to only 50).
1. Chicken nuggets won't make you cry
2. Chicken nuggets will always be there for you when you need them most
3. Chicken nuggets will never disappoint you
4. Chicken nuggets don't play video games
5. Chicken nuggets will always pay attention to you
6. Chicken nuggets don't lie
7. Chicken nuggets don't cheat
8. You can't dip boys in honey mustard and eat them like you can with chicken nuggets
9. Chicken nuggets don't care what you're wearing
10. Chicken nuggets don't get mad if you're late
11. Chicken nuggets don't care how much you weigh
12. Chicken nuggets don't care what your hair looks like
13. Chicken nuggets don't care what your make up looks like
14. You can share chicken nuggets with your best friend
15. Chicken nuggets don't have a type.
16. Chicken nuggets like everyone
17. Chicken nuggets won't bitch about your driving
18. Chicken nuggets won't bitch about how long you take to get ready
19. Chicken nuggets won't bitch about making them take cute pictures with you
20. Chicken nuggets won't bitch.
21. What you see is what you get with chicken nuggets
22. Chicken nuggets will watch whatever you want to watch on Netflix with you
23. Chicken nuggets are always satisfying
24. Chicken nuggets don't judge
25. Chicken nuggets don't mind hanging out with your friends
26. Chicken nuggets don't mind hanging out with your family
27. Chicken nuggets basically are your family
28. Chicken nuggets will feed you when you're hungry
29. Chicken nuggets aren't annoying
30. Chicken nuggets won't say stupid shit
31. Chicken nuggets don't care how much money you spent
32. Chicken nuggets can't get you pregnant
33. Chicken nuggets don't talk back
34. Chicken nuggets don't mind going shopping with you
35. Chicken nuggets don't care how many pairs of shoes you own
36. Chicken nuggets will listen to your stories
37. Chicken nuggets will listen to your hopes and dreams
38. Chicken nuggets will listen to your fears
39. Chicken nugget will listen to you complain
40. Chicken nuggets will listen
41. Chicken nuggets don't care if you're wearing a bra
42. Chicken nuggets aren't irrationally moody
43. Chicken nuggets will go to a Taylor Swift concert with you
44. Chicken nuggets don't forget anniversaries
45. Chicken nuggets don't ever expect anything in return
46. Chicken nuggets don't care if your summer body is ready
47. Chicken nuggets will let you have as many dogs as you want
48. Chicken nuggets don't mind getting manicures and pedicures with you
49. Chicken nuggets love Nicholas Sparks movies
50. Chicken nuggets will never stop loving you
Thank you to all the ladies in Girl Code who offered their reasons why chicken nuggets are better than boys!
