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50 Quotes From The Best Vines

If you're picturing the vines in your head, you're doing it right

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50 Quotes From The Best Vines
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In 2017 we had to say goodbye to one of the best websites to ever roam the internet: Vine. In case you have been living under a rock since 2013, Vine was -(sad face)- a website and app that took the internet and the app store by storm in Winter 2013. It contained 6-second videos that were mostly comedy, but there were other genres including music, sports, cool tricks, and different trends. Vine stars would get together and plan out a Vine and film it till they got it right.

It was owned by Twitter and it was shut down because of so many reasons: the Viners were leaving and making money from YouTube, there was simply no money in it and Twitter wanted us to suffer.

There's been a ton of threads on Twitter of everyone's favorite vines so I thought I'd jump in and share some of my favorites. So without further ado, here are some quotes of Vines that most vine fanatics would know.

1. "AHH! Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant."

2. "Nate, how are those chicken strips?" "F%#K YA CHICKEN STRIPS.....F%#K ya chicken strips!"

3. "Road work ahead? Uh yea, I sure hope it does."

4. "HappyCrimus...." "It's crismun..." "Merry crisis." "Merry Chrysler."

5. "...Hi Welcome to Chili's."

6. "HoW dOyOu kNoW wHaT's gOoD fOr mE?" "THAT'S MY OPINIONNN!!!.."

7."Welcome to Bible Study. We're all children of Jesus... Kumbaya my looordd."

8. "Hi my name's Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow. Wel,l I'm a point guard, I got shoe game..."

9. "It's a avocadooo...thanks"

10. "Yo, how much money do you have?" "69 cents" "AYE, you know what that means?" "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."

11. "Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla."

12. "Hey, Tara you want some?" "This b*%th empty. YEET!"

13. "Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called Freesha-- Free-- Freeshavaca-do."

14. "Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick."

15. "Two broosschillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay."

16. "Jared, can you read number 23 for the class?" "No, I cannot.... What up? I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never f#@%in learned how to read."

17. "Not to be racist or anything, but Asian people SSUUGHHH!"

18. 18. "I wanna be a cowboy baby... I wanna be a cowboy baby."

19. "Hey, I'm lesbian." "I thought you were American."

20. "I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag." "You spilled — whaghwhha — lipstick in my Valentino White bag?"

21. "What's better than this? Guys bein dudes."

22. "How'd you get these bumps? ya got eggzma?" "I got what?" "You got eggzma?"

23. "WHAT ARE THOSEEEEE?" "THEY are my crocs!"

24. "Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?"

25. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!" "I can't sweem."

26. "Say Coloradoo." "I'M A GIRAFFE!!"

27. "How much did you pay for that taco?" Aight, yo, you know this boys got his free tacoo."

28. *Birds chirping* "TweekleTweekle."

29. "Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!"

30. "I brought you Frankincense." "Thank you." "I brought you Myrrh." "Thank you." "Mur-dur!" "Huh...Judas..no!"

31. "Sleep? I don't know about sleep...it's summertime." "You ain't go to bed?" "Oh, she caught me."

32. "All I wanna tell you is school's not important... Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog...RUFF. You know?"

33. "Oh, I like ya accent where you from?" "I'm Liberian." "Oh, my bad. *whispering* I like your accent..."

34. "Next Please." "Hello." "Sir, this is a mug

shot." "A mug shot? I don't even drink coffee."


35. "Hey, did you happen to go to class last week?" "I have never missed a class."

36. "Go ahead and introduce yourselves." "My name is Michael with a B and I've been afraid of insects my entire-" "Stop, stop, stop. Where?" "Hmm?" "Where's the B?" "There's a bee?"

37. "There's only one thing worse than a rapist...Boom" "A child." "No."

38. "Later, Mom. What's up? Me and my boys are going to see Uncle Kracker...GIVE ME MY HAT BACK, JORDAN! DO YOU WANNA SEE UNCLE KRACKER OR NO?"


39. "Dad, look, it's the good kush." This is the dollar store, how good can it be?"

40. "Zach stop...Zach stop...You're gonna get in trouble. Zach."

41. "CHRIS! Is that a weed? "No this is a crayon-" I'm calling the police" *puts 911 into microwave* "911 what's your emergency?"

42. "WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? "

43. *Blowing vape on table* * cameraman blows it away* "ADAM!"

44. "Would you like the spider in your hand?" "Yea." "Say please." "Please." *puts spider in hand* *screams*

45. "Oh hi, thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garrbaagge."

46. *girl blows vape* "...WoW"

47. *running* "...Daddy?" "Do I look like-?"

48. *Pours water onto girl's face* "Hello?"

49. "Wait oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman." "HaaaAHH"

50. "...And they were roommates" "Mah God they were roommates!"


I could literally go on forever because I just reference vines on a daily basis. Rest in peace Vine

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