Over the past couple years a few questions have begun to nag at the back of my head and these are the questions that need to be answered.
1. How do you keep the grass so green in a drought?
2. Why is everyone getting engaged?
3. Why does Einsteins close so early?
4. Why do people wear Auburn and Alabama gear to class when they clearly go to Troy?
5. Where does all the money for the amazing scholarships come from?
6. How do I actually find the book I'm looking for in the library?
7. What's in the basement of the library?
8. Why is Computer Concepts the most dreaded class in the general studies curriculum?
9. Why don't we have a Trojan Horse or something like that?
10. What will the new Rec Center look like?
11. Will the new Rec Center be done before I graduate?
12. Will we ever get a frozen yogurt place?
13. Why does Boars Head always run out of tuna salad?
14. Do the Emergency 911 buttons by Trojan Village actually work?
15. Is Crosby Center actually haunted by the ghost of Claudia Crosby?
16. Where do I park?
17. Why don't you ever cut people slack on parking tickets when there's clearly nowhere to park?
18. Why do I get a parking ticket for pulling through a parking space?
19. When did Herb's Place start to stock everything I could ever need?
20. Why is Herb's Place so expensive?
21. Why do we have to make appointments to see the school nurse?
22. Does SAGA really meet the highest possible standard of dining like the signs say?
23. Did SAGA receive 3 Michelin stars for it's dining experience?
24. Are the bathtubs in Trojan Village ever cleaned?
25. Why are there so many spiders on campus all of a sudden?
26. Are we ever going to get a parking deck?
27. What happened to the elevator wall in Trojan Village 400?
28. Why do Newman Center 200 residents have key fobs that open Newman Center 100, but Newman Center 100 residents don't have key fobs to enter Newman Center 200?
30. Why is there a vending machine in Newman Center 200, but not Newman Center 100?
31. Why is Trojan Village 200 the only Trojan Village with a kitchen and a gym?
32. How do the treadmills in the fitness center break so often?
33. Why aren't dancers considered athletes?
34. Why does the sushi in TC taste so much better than the sushi in Herb's Place?
35. Why is New Hall the only dorm with a tornado shelter?
36. How come Magellan's only has shrimp hibachi occasionally?
37. Why did they move the gluten free section of SAGA upstairs?
38. Why is the omelet line always so long?
39. What makes "breakfast for dinner" so much better than "breakfast for breakfast"?
40. Why do teachers need to dress up to eat in the staff dining room?
41. How often is Chancellor Hawkins in his home?
42. Are there fish in the pond at Janice Hawkins Cultural Arts Park?
43. Why is the strictest dorm next to Frat Row?
44. How did our football team get so good all of a sudden?
45. Why do all student IDs eventually get that white line across them?
46.Where did all the cats come from?
47. Does maintenance know about the cats living inside the vents of Clements Hall?
48. Why is there a room in Newman Center that says storage when it is actually an entire apartment?
49. Why is the air conditioning so high in some classes, but off in others?
50. Why are teachers allowed to make their classrooms 63 degrees?
While we may have countless questions for Troy University, I'm pretty sure all of the students can agree that there's no place they'd rather be. The Trojan Warrior Spirit lives within us all.
