There are certain things that all college kids can relate to. College can be one big, stressful, and fun time of our lives. Here are 50 one liners you've probably said or heard if you're a college student:
- “When did we learn this?”
- “Honestly…hit me with your best shot.”
- “Why did I eat that?”
- “I think I’m just gonna take the L on this one.”
- “Why did I do what I did?”
- “Wait how many classes can I miss before I get docked points?”
- “I really thought my bank account had more money in it than that.”
- “How many times is too many times to order Chinese food?”
- “What is on the floor of the shower?”
- “I’m done with yesterday, today, and tomorrow.”
- “When is break?”
- “Let’s gooooooo!”
- “Did we have homework?”
- “This exam may be the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.”
- “I need to take a nap.”
- “Why are you not wearing sweatpants to class?”
- “I think I’m going to drop out.”
- “Saturday’s are for the boys.”
- “What is that smell in our room?”
- “I need a show to watch on Netflix.”
- “I really need to get my life together.”
- “What’s sleep?”
- “Did you actually read the textbook?”
- “How did I get a good grade on this?”
- “Wait…when are midterm grades coming out…?”
- “I think I made it out of this one alive.”
- “Can you sign me into class?”
- “Dude, stall professor I’m coming from Dunkin.”
- “Why did I take an 8am?”
- “Why can’t people learn to flush the toilet?”
- “I don’t think I’ve ever done something so fun.”
- “This group chat is going crazy right now.”
- “Wait, we have to take a picture first!”
- “When was the last time I did laundry?”
- “Does that cost money?”
- “I’m just going to keep swiping this card until it gets declined, there has got to be a couple cents left.”
- “My life hurts.”
- “No one better be in the good shower.”
- “Are you sleeping here tonight?”
- “Did you feed our fish?”
- “The fish died.”
- “Is three coffees too many?”
- “What’s the Dominos number?”
- “Hey, do you think our parents would pay for us to go out to dinner tonight?”
- “I don’t have one pair of matching socks.”
- “I’m pretty sure most people use their desk chairs solely to pile clothes on.”
- “Today is the kind of day I feel like I should just lay down on the floor and never get up.”
- “When does Dunkin open?”
- “Did you really just take 12 cookies from the cafeteria?”
- “The more stupid, the more memorable.”
