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50 First Thoughts On The Season Premiere Of Bachelor In Paradise

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As The Bachelorette drew to a close, I found myself feeling a little lost (I know I am pathetic). What was I supposed to look forward to on Monday's? Who can I make fun of now if not The Bachelor Interns? Where is my weekly drama? Well, I found it. The Bachelor in Paradise. Yes, here we go, season 3 of all of The Bachelor and Bachelorette rejects on an island looking for love. So here we go, my thoughts on the season premiere of The Bachelor In Paradise.

1. WHY DID THEY LET EVAN ON THIS AGAIN.

2. ...Evan...the banana wasn't funny in the intro. Actually vomiting.

3. Crap...I still don't know which twin is which.

4. CARLY YOU WASTED A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE...BACHELOR INTERNS STOP THIS MADNESS.

5. Lol Chris Harrison..You can't speak Spanish...stop.

6. The twins should probably stop now.

7. Jubilee, girl I have RBF too...I feel for you <3.

8. Literally cannot get over Evan. Please go home. Quit. You look like a used Q-tip.

9. CHAD.

10. LACE.

11. WHO. LET. THEM. ON. THIS. SHOW.

12. Nick is actually my favorite for pointing out how dumb Daniel is.

13. I actually forgot how much I love Amanda...she's a little cute sunshine ball of lovely.

14. Chris...please don't call them "the cast" it really takes away from me trying to get into the show.

15. AMANDA DID NOT JUST SAY EVAN IS CUTE IN PERSON. GIRL NAH.

16. Daniel you would love the twins.

17. Literally only like Amanda and Jubilee. ugh.

18. Jubilee you can go on a date with Jared but I saw the previews, we all know Kayla ends up with him.

19. INTERNS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DATE.

20. PIÑATAS...WHHYYY

21. WHO TF IS THIS CLOWN.

22. Worst. Idea. Ever. WE SEE YOU INTERNS.

23. ...Izzy????????????????????????????????

24. I actually kind of like Carly... get it girl.

25. Maybe Chace will be okay because Lace can beat up Chad?

26. Grant don't act like you don't wanna be with Lace rn. I watched the previews.

27. Jared kind of looks like his face was pushed together when he was a baby and then it got stuck like that.

28. Why is Jared such a hot commodity?

29. Maybe Chad and Daniel will find love here...yeah.

30. Hey Lace...was it instant?

31. Is Evan really looking through Chad's bags rn..

32. Evan. You're a pansy.

33. Lace stop being crazy to Grant.

34. Omg omg omg Chad + Lace hahaha.

35. I wonder if they ever run out of alcohol.

36. When do they all eat? All I see is alcohol.

37. Chad and Lace are definitely hurricanes.

38. Vinny and Izzy are cute though.

39. I agree with Nick...God was like F**k it when he made Chad.

SARAH.

42. Drunk Chad is the real Chad. And I still hate him.

43. HAHAHAHA CHAD CRAPPED HIS PANTS.

44. Okay...I am ready for the next episode.

45. Chad Why do you have to be like this.

46. So...How did Jubilee and Jared's date go????

47. Yeah Amanda you tell it how it is. Chad is an Adult. You mom it out girl. Respect.

48. ARM-Y MCARMERSON. YOU DID NOT JUST CALL HER THAT.

49. Note to self: All Chad's are bad.

50. BYE CHAD.

There you have it Bachelor Nation. You know you thought it too.

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1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

2. I will look decent for class.

3. I will go to the gym more.

4. I will go to the library and study more.

5. I will meet new people.

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5. In the words of Lorelai Gilmore "Coffee, Coffee, Coffee"

Oh, so done.

You need sleep, but also have 13 things due in the span of 4 days.

1. When it's December 1 and you have seven things due, three exams, and haven't slept in three days.

2. So you stress.

3. And cry.

4. Then call your mom to cry some more.

5. After the pep talk, you feel determined to get everything done.

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7. And really hungry.

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9. You've made it to Friday... somehow.

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Should I just drop out of school now?

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Need. More. Coffee.

What is sleep?

I'm too stupid for college.

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I think I'm dying.

When will I ever need this information in the real world?

I can't read any of my notes.

I need my mom.

When was the last time I showered?

I need study snacks.

The struggle is so real right now.

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4. The struggle is so real.

5. I'm so broke. SOS.

6. Stressed? Eat everything you own in your pantry and stuff your face with all your feelings.

7. "Did we have anything due in class today? Homework? Quiz? Test?" "Not that I know of..."

8. I need food. Where is the closest place to get food? I need it stat.

9. This is the longest day of my life. I need a drink, or two, or three.

10. Sleep? What is sleep? What a foreign concept.

11. When someone suggests going and studying in the library, let alone studying in general.

12. When the cafeteria or student center is packed and you can't find a seat anywhere so you literally have to sit in an abandoned corner.

13. When you see someone you used to hook up with. They see you, and approach you; so you have to pretend like everything is normal.

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