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50 Complaints for the First Week of School

Thoughts and feelings from college girls.

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50 Complaints for the First Week of School
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  1. “Is there ever any parking?”
  2. “How is the Wifi already not working?”
  3. “Why are my books so expensive?”
  4. “Well damn, it’s hot in here.”
  5. “Wait, this isn’t my suite.”
  6. “Do I have to wear a bra to class?"
  7. “What do you mean ‘assigned partners’?”
  8. “Can I drop this class yet?”
  9. “I miss my dog.”
  10. “I have no money.”
  11. “Is attendance mandatory?”
  12. “How did I spend this much money at Target?”
  13. “How do I only have $6 in my account?”
  14. “Do I really need shower shoes?”
  15. “Do I really need to shower?”
  16. “How many people have seen me naked through my window?”
  17. “Is walking to class considered exercising?”
  18. “What show do I binge watch next?”
  19. “Please don’t make me take down my lights.”
  20. “Why are you wearing a crop top at 10 a.m. on a Tuesday?”
  21. “Do freshmen really think that lanyard around their neck looks cool?”
  22. “What’s syllabus week?”
  23. “I really have no money.”
  24. “Why aren’t any washing machines open?"
  25. “Why is the sandwich line so long?”
  26. “How is [that person you hate] in ALL of my classes?”
  27. “Am I going to get charged for that?”
  28. “Is it okay to wear sweats to class yet?”
  29. “How do you loan?”
  30. “Did I set a timer for my laundry?”
  31. “Why isn’t my phone charger longer?”
  32. “Why?”
  33. “Is that a hamster or a hairball?”
  34. “How many people can we fit into this car?”
  35. “Who is paying for this Uber?”
  36. “I can’t go out, I have no money.”
  37. “I need chocolate!"
  38. “There are rules?”
  39. “How essential are pants to this day?”
  40. “Why are you walking so slow?”
  41. “Can you hit me with your car please?”
  42. “Where are all my socks?”
  43. “Can I just dismiss all my Blackboard updates?”
  44. “What do you mean I can only have four sides?”
  45. “How do we feel about the new fries?”
  46. “Do I smell bad?”
  47. “How is the back row already filled?”
  48. “I’m so broke.”
  49. “I just don’t care anymore.”
  50. *cries*
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