- “Is there ever any parking?”
- “How is the Wifi already not working?”
- “Why are my books so expensive?”
- “Well damn, it’s hot in here.”
- “Wait, this isn’t my suite.”
- “Do I have to wear a bra to class?"
- “What do you mean ‘assigned partners’?”
- “Can I drop this class yet?”
- “I miss my dog.”
- “I have no money.”
- “Is attendance mandatory?”
- “How did I spend this much money at Target?”
- “How do I only have $6 in my account?”
- “Do I really need shower shoes?”
- “Do I really need to shower?”
- “How many people have seen me naked through my window?”
- “Is walking to class considered exercising?”
- “What show do I binge watch next?”
- “Please don’t make me take down my lights.”
- “Why are you wearing a crop top at 10 a.m. on a Tuesday?”
- “Do freshmen really think that lanyard around their neck looks cool?”
- “What’s syllabus week?”
- “I really have no money.”
- “Why aren’t any washing machines open?"
- “Why is the sandwich line so long?”
- “How is [that person you hate] in ALL of my classes?”
- “Am I going to get charged for that?”
- “Is it okay to wear sweats to class yet?”
- “How do you loan?”
- “Did I set a timer for my laundry?”
- “Why isn’t my phone charger longer?”
- “Why?”
- “Is that a hamster or a hairball?”
- “How many people can we fit into this car?”
- “Who is paying for this Uber?”
- “I can’t go out, I have no money.”
- “I need chocolate!"
- “There are rules?”
- “How essential are pants to this day?”
- “Why are you walking so slow?”
- “Can you hit me with your car please?”
- “Where are all my socks?”
- “Can I just dismiss all my Blackboard updates?”
- “What do you mean I can only have four sides?”
- “How do we feel about the new fries?”
- “Do I smell bad?”
- “How is the back row already filled?”
- “I’m so broke.”
- “I just don’t care anymore.”
- *cries*
Student LifeSep 05, 2016
50 Complaints for the First Week of School
Thoughts and feelings from college girls.
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