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50 Things I'd Rather Do Than Go To Class

Honestly, I hate going to class.

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50 Things I'd Rather Do Than Go To Class
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1. Watch every episode of Grey's Anatomy while trying not to cry

2. Adopt every dog down at the animal shelter

3. Race Michael Phelps to the end of the Mississippi River

4. Become a background dancer for Beyoncé

5. Spend a day with Jaden Smith

6. Try out for the Voice and fail miserably

7. Eat cold pizza with hot chocolate

8. Work out with Simone Biles, Gabby Douglas, Ally Raisman, Laurie Hernandez and Madison Kocian

9. Make Ramen noodles with Kylie Jenner

10. Fold my laundry

11. Watch YouTube tutorials

12. Get my eyebrows tinted at Ulta

13. Eat all of the marshmallows out of my Lucky Charms

12. Paint a self portrait

13. Produce a biopic of my life

14. Write a Drake and Rihanna fanfic

15. Learn how to cook gumbo

16. Spend the night in Tiger Stadium

17. Be an Uber driver on Thirsty Thursdays

18. Educate someone on the importance of voting

19. Twerk with Malia Obama

20. Be a contestant on Family Feud

21. Collaborate with Kim Kardashian to expose a few people

22. Vote for Kanye West for president in 2020

23. Paint my own nails

24. Buy $500 worth of bath bombs

25. Learn Alicia Keys' skincare regimen

26. Eat my weight in peanut butter

27. Go running with Usain Bolt

28. Attend a Future concert with Michael Phelps

29. Set Zac Efron and Simone Biles up on a date

30. Walk around campus without my glasses

31. Plan Rihanna and Drake's wedding

32. Have dinner with Beyoncé and Jay Z while track 3 from Lemonade blares in the background

33. Open an investigation to find out who Becky with the good hair is

34. Produce an album with Lil Uzi Vert, whoever the hell that is

35. Learn how to apply fake lashes

36. Watch Kanye West's "Fade" music video and admire Teyana Taylor's body

37. Plan out a strict diet after admiring Teyana Taylor's body that I'll forget about by tomorrow

38. Have a tea party with Blue Ivy and North West

39. Acknowledge that Blue Ivy and North West have a larger net worth right now as toddlers than I will ever have in my whole life

40. Make apple pie from scratch

41. Learn Beyonce's choreography from Formation

42. Eat bacon with Nick Jonas

43. Learn how to scam like Joanna

44. Redecorate my bedroom

45. Play basketball with Lebron James

46. Count how many people I see smoking on LSU's campus which happens to be tobacco free

47. Drive across the Atchafalaya Basin Bridge during rush hour traffic

48. Take selfies with Mike the Tiger

49. Listen to my favorite playlist while lying in bed for hours

50. Acknowledge that if I don't go to class I will be poor and broke for the rest of my life and I like food and food costs money so I should probably get to class.

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