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50 Things I'd Rather Do Than Go To Class

Honestly, I hate going to class.

Brianna Rhymes

Aug 31, 2016

Baton Rouge, LA

50 Things I'd Rather Do Than Go To Class

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1. Watch every episode of Grey's Anatomy while trying not to cry

2. Adopt every dog down at the animal shelter

3. Race Michael Phelps to the end of the Mississippi River

4. Become a background dancer for Beyoncé

5. Spend a day with Jaden Smith

6. Try out for the Voice and fail miserably

7. Eat cold pizza with hot chocolate

8. Work out with Simone Biles, Gabby Douglas, Ally Raisman, Laurie Hernandez and Madison Kocian

9. Make Ramen noodles with Kylie Jenner

10. Fold my laundry

11. Watch YouTube tutorials

12. Get my eyebrows tinted at Ulta

13. Eat all of the marshmallows out of my Lucky Charms

12. Paint a self portrait

13. Produce a biopic of my life

14. Write a Drake and Rihanna fanfic

15. Learn how to cook gumbo

16. Spend the night in Tiger Stadium

17. Be an Uber driver on Thirsty Thursdays

18. Educate someone on the importance of voting

19. Twerk with Malia Obama

20. Be a contestant on Family Feud

21. Collaborate with Kim Kardashian to expose a few people

22. Vote for Kanye West for president in 2020

23. Paint my own nails

24. Buy $500 worth of bath bombs

25. Learn Alicia Keys' skincare regimen

26. Eat my weight in peanut butter

27. Go running with Usain Bolt

28. Attend a Future concert with Michael Phelps

29. Set Zac Efron and Simone Biles up on a date

30. Walk around campus without my glasses

31. Plan Rihanna and Drake's wedding

32. Have dinner with Beyoncé and Jay Z while track 3 from Lemonade blares in the background

33. Open an investigation to find out who Becky with the good hair is

34. Produce an album with Lil Uzi Vert, whoever the hell that is

35. Learn how to apply fake lashes

36. Watch Kanye West's "Fade" music video and admire Teyana Taylor's body

37. Plan out a strict diet after admiring Teyana Taylor's body that I'll forget about by tomorrow

38. Have a tea party with Blue Ivy and North West

39. Acknowledge that Blue Ivy and North West have a larger net worth right now as toddlers than I will ever have in my whole life

40. Make apple pie from scratch

41. Learn Beyonce's choreography from Formation

42. Eat bacon with Nick Jonas

43. Learn how to scam like Joanna

44. Redecorate my bedroom

45. Play basketball with Lebron James

46. Count how many people I see smoking on LSU's campus which happens to be tobacco free

47. Drive across the Atchafalaya Basin Bridge during rush hour traffic

48. Take selfies with Mike the Tiger

49. Listen to my favorite playlist while lying in bed for hours

50. Acknowledge that if I don't go to class I will be poor and broke for the rest of my life and I like food and food costs money so I should probably get to class.

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I'm technically an adult, so I'm legally required to live a little, right?

1. Watch an R-rated Scary Movie in a Movie Theater

2. Buy a Lottery Ticket

3. Vote in an Election

4. Participate in a Run (or a Walk, Realistically) for Charity

5. Go on a Road Trip

6. Start a Savings Account

7. Get a Credit Card

8. Sign up for Spotify Premium

9. Go to a Club

10. Start a Meditation Routine

11. Go to a Yoga Class

12. Treat Myself to a Dinner for One

13. Volunteer for a Charity

14. Participate in a Research Study

15. Bake Something (That Ends Up Being Edible)

16. Go Skydiving

17. Be Called for Jury Duty

18. Figure Out What I Want to Do With my Life

The holiday classics that shaped my life

1."But what would happen if we all tried to be like Santa and learned to give as only he can give: of ourselves, our talents, our love and our hearts? Maybe we could all learn Santa's beautiful lesson and maybe there would finally be peace on Earth and good will toward men."

"Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

"If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose."

"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends."

"Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it."

"If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find a that love actually is all around."

"Sometimes things look good on paper, but lose their luster when you see how it affects real folks. I guess a healthy bottom line doesn't mean much if to get it, you have to hurt the ones you depend on."

"'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.'"

"Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to."

"There's room for everyone on the nice list."

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1. Why are towels considered dirty when you get out of the shower clean?

2. Who closes the bus door once the bus driver gets off?

3. Why is there a "d" in "fridge" but not in "refrigerator"?

4. If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

5. Is the "S" or the "C" silent in the word "scent"?

6. Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

7. Would Lightning McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance?

8. Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?

9. What color are mirrors?

10. If 2 mind readers read each other's minds whose mind are they really reading?

11. Is there a synonym for "synonym"?

12. If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

13. Why is it called "quick sand" if you sink slowly in it?

14. If I try to fail, but succeed, which one did I do?

15. If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

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