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50 Things I'd Rather Do Than Go To Class

Honestly, I hate going to class.

Brianna Rhymes

Aug 31, 2016

Baton Rouge, LA

50 Things I'd Rather Do Than Go To Class

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1. Watch every episode of Grey's Anatomy while trying not to cry

2. Adopt every dog down at the animal shelter

3. Race Michael Phelps to the end of the Mississippi River

4. Become a background dancer for Beyoncé

5. Spend a day with Jaden Smith

6. Try out for the Voice and fail miserably

7. Eat cold pizza with hot chocolate

8. Work out with Simone Biles, Gabby Douglas, Ally Raisman, Laurie Hernandez and Madison Kocian

9. Make Ramen noodles with Kylie Jenner

10. Fold my laundry

11. Watch YouTube tutorials

12. Get my eyebrows tinted at Ulta

13. Eat all of the marshmallows out of my Lucky Charms

12. Paint a self portrait

13. Produce a biopic of my life

14. Write a Drake and Rihanna fanfic

15. Learn how to cook gumbo

16. Spend the night in Tiger Stadium

17. Be an Uber driver on Thirsty Thursdays

18. Educate someone on the importance of voting

19. Twerk with Malia Obama

20. Be a contestant on Family Feud

21. Collaborate with Kim Kardashian to expose a few people

22. Vote for Kanye West for president in 2020

23. Paint my own nails

24. Buy $500 worth of bath bombs

25. Learn Alicia Keys' skincare regimen

26. Eat my weight in peanut butter

27. Go running with Usain Bolt

28. Attend a Future concert with Michael Phelps

29. Set Zac Efron and Simone Biles up on a date

30. Walk around campus without my glasses

31. Plan Rihanna and Drake's wedding

32. Have dinner with Beyoncé and Jay Z while track 3 from Lemonade blares in the background

33. Open an investigation to find out who Becky with the good hair is

34. Produce an album with Lil Uzi Vert, whoever the hell that is

35. Learn how to apply fake lashes

36. Watch Kanye West's "Fade" music video and admire Teyana Taylor's body

37. Plan out a strict diet after admiring Teyana Taylor's body that I'll forget about by tomorrow

38. Have a tea party with Blue Ivy and North West

39. Acknowledge that Blue Ivy and North West have a larger net worth right now as toddlers than I will ever have in my whole life

40. Make apple pie from scratch

41. Learn Beyonce's choreography from Formation

42. Eat bacon with Nick Jonas

43. Learn how to scam like Joanna

44. Redecorate my bedroom

45. Play basketball with Lebron James

46. Count how many people I see smoking on LSU's campus which happens to be tobacco free

47. Drive across the Atchafalaya Basin Bridge during rush hour traffic

48. Take selfies with Mike the Tiger

49. Listen to my favorite playlist while lying in bed for hours

50. Acknowledge that if I don't go to class I will be poor and broke for the rest of my life and I like food and food costs money so I should probably get to class.

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All names should be "unisex names."

1. Communicating via email can be awkward.

2. Appointments usually accompany weird looks.

3. Introducing yourself to someone is never without a hitch.

4. You’ve probably thought about changing your name.

5. You’re often asked why you have the name you do.

6. You get excited when you meet someone of your gender with your name.

7. You feel awkward when you meet someone of the opposite gender with your name.

8. You’ve had someone say to you, “I knew a [your name], but they were [your opposite gender].”

9. You’ve heard a bad joke/pick-up line or two about your name before.

10. People are surprised when they see you.

11. You’re extra sensitive to other unique or unisex names.

12. You’ve fought with your parents about it.

13. All things considered, you’re happy your name makes you unique.

You know that all of these things apply to you. You'll just never tell.

I get it... I'm pale.

1. At least I can't lose you in a crowd!

2. Oh my goodness your skin is like glow-in-the-dark.

3. Can't you just get fake tan?

4. Do you tan or just burn?

5. Your kids are going to look like Casper the Friendly Ghost!

6. *holds arm against your arm* Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. *holds pale arm against another pale arm* Aw, at least you're darker than her!

8. I laid out by the pool almost every day over break!

9. I haven't used sunscreen since I was, like, five.

10. *adjusts selfie lighting to their face* Oops, where'd you go??

11. *after working out* Your face is SO red!

12. *wears white* Look! You're all one color!

13. You need to get some sun.

14. Aren't you excited for summer?

The struggle bus is real.

1. Child prodigies:

2. Hearing other musicians in the practice room next door and accepting that you will never be as talented as them:

3. That anxiety that takes over before every performance:

4. Taking a million 0 credit classes:

5. When there's a paper due the next day, but you have to attend yet another concert in order to pass a 0 credit class:

6. When your friends try to encourage you after a performance, even though you are criticizing everything in your mind:

7. Knowing that there's always that one professor during juries:

8. The oh-so-attractive band/choir uniforms:

9. Realizing that a college campus is maybe not the best atmosphere to finish your latest composition:

10. Hearing "Oh, you sing opera? I LOVE Phantom of the Opera!" for the hundredth time:

11. When people think finals week is a breeze for you.

12. When you're drowning in the stress that comes with 18+ credits (and not to mention all those 0 credit classes) and people ask you how you are:

13. When it all comes down to it, though, you know that at the end of the day, music is your passion:

Because you need it in your life.

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6. holds arm against your arm Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. holds pale arm against another pale arm Aw, at least you're darker than her!

10. adjusts selfie lighting to their face Oops, where'd you go??

11. after working out Your face is SO red!

12. wears white Look! You're all one color!