I'm ashamed to say it has come to this. Here is my list of just some of the many things I would rather do than study for finals.

1. Literally anything
2. Read a book
3. Write a book
4. Bake cookies
5. Eat the cookies I just baked
6. Knit a scarf
7. Teach myself how to knit before I complete #6
8. Start a scrapbook
9. Adopt a dog
10. Teach myself the entire Nutcracker choreography
11. Perform said choreography to my mom
12. Sit on the couch
13. Lay on the couch
14. Sleep on the couch
15. Shovel some snow
16. Build a snowman
17. Count every snowflake I see
18. Find out how many licks it takes to eat a candy cane
19. Memorize the Declaration of Independence
20. Memorize the Declaration of Independence backwards
21. Learn a foreign language
22. Become pen pals with someone who speaks said language
23. Become an Eagles Scout
24. Chop down a Christmas Tree
25. Learn how to build a fire
26. Weave popcorn tinsel
27. Learn the entire Napoleon Dynamite script
28. Realize I have already completed #27
29. Smell some candles
30. Drive off a bridge
31. Milk a cow
32. Become the most underprepared entrepreneur in history
33. Run for President of the United States (because apparently anyone can do that now)
34. Get a pet fish
35. Name my new pet fish Bubbles
36. Train my new pet fish to jump through a hoop
37. Start an acapella group even though I can’t sing
38. Direct a music video to Hannah Montana’s “Best of Both Worlds”
39. Plant some flowers
40. Build a house
41. Pick the flowers I planted earlier
42. Write a letter to Obama (just because he’s a pretty cool dude)
43. Sign the form to drop out of school
44. Ride a rollercoaster without buckling up
45. Run a marathon and do the Iron Man challenge all in one day
46. Check the batteries in the smoke detectors
47. Become Joe Biden’s campaign manager
48. Win an Olympic gold medal
49. Read an entire dictionary
50. Compile a list of things I’d rather do than study for finals