Times are tough. Things have been crazy. Many people are sad, scared, upset. I am, too. That's why I compiled this list of things to make me happy. It made me happy to make it, and I hope it makes you happy to read it.
1. Puppies
2. Taco Bell
3. The smell of cookies in the oven
4. Breaking through plastic seals on merchandise
5. When you pop a bag of popcorn perfectly
6. Peanut butter
7. When you move your hand in one direction on carpet then reverse it
8. Getting a letter in the mail
9. When a bag of Takis is spicier than usual
10. When they make a mistake in the drive thru so they give you free food
11. Passing through a yellow light without having to speed up or slow down
12. When you turn on the radio and an amazing song just started
13. Singing loudly to that same song while driving around
14. Going out for breakfast
15. Making coffee at home on a crisp fall morning
16. Road trips
17. Three day weekends
18. Making people laugh
19. The sound of the ocean
20. Food that is painfully spicy
21. Vacuuming
22. Cooking for groups of people
23. Scary movies
24. Doing voices of characters from King of the Hill
25. Talking about farts
26. Riding elephants
27. Walking barefoot through sand or grass
28. Drinking a glass of Coke that has a lemon slice in it
29. In-N-Out
30. Iced coffee while traveling
31. Donating blood
32. Bottomless fries
33. Airports
34. Saying the word, "fart" in front of a group of kids
35. Farting in front of a group of kids
36. Farting by myself
37. Dramatically quoting Anakin Skywalkwer's lines from Star Wars
38. Comparing things to other unlikely things
39. Doing things for other people
40. Drinking Kroger flavored carbonated water
41. Getting rid of old things
42. Playing Kingdom Hearts music
43. Throwing bouncy balls really hard at the ground
44. Singing "This is Gospel" by Panic! at the Disco
45. Writing weird tweets
46. Lifting weights
47. Writing really bad poems
48. Arguing about hot dogs
49. Staring at dogs
50. Trying new flavors of chips
Hopefully, you felt at least a smidgen of happiness from somewhere on this list. Try sitting down and compiling a list of the things that make you happy, then get more of those things in your life.
