1. Don’t You Have Anything Better to Do?
Like seriously, anything? Calling after me when I so clearly don’t want to talk to you is the best you can do today?
2. I Understand This is Just Your Show of Low Self Esteem.
I mean you must be if this is the only way you can talk to a woman.
3. I Just Got New Pepper Spray Yesterday.
It’s just itching to be broken in.
4. No.
Seriously, just no. I’m not quoting Meghan Trainor. I sincerely, 100 percent do not want to talk to you.
5. Don’t Do This To Another, Girl…Ever.
Catcalling may be fun for you and your friends but it’s humiliating and enraging for us.