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5 Ways To Fake A Spring Break

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5 Ways To Fake A Spring Break

Spring Breakers are taking over social media this week by posting tropical pictures of their vacations. If you were stuck in the colder states this week, here are 5 ways to fake a spring break.

1. Self-Tanner

The best (and healthiest) way to fake a tan is to buy a self-tanner from any drug store. Evenly lather it all over your skin for a sun-kissed skin tone. If you want professional results, visit a local tanning salon for a spray tan.

2. Buy a New Bathing Suit

Who cares if you have to wait until the summer to use it! Take some cute selfies of you wearing your new bathing suit to post on social media! Make sure you have a tropical-looking background for believable results.

3. Make Drinks

Spend an afternoon with friends making strawberry daiquiris and mudslides while perfecting their aesthetics. Once complete, bring them outside (for natural lighting) and pose with them wearing your floppiest hat and sunglasses. For extra points, wear your new bathing suit!

4. Walk on a Beach

If you're fortunate enough to live by the beach, go for a walk during the sunset. If you do not live by the beach, take pictures poolside!

5. Stay in Hiding

If you're really committed to faking a spring break, be sure to stay in hiding! You don't want your friends catching you in a lie!


When you return back to campus, EVERYONE will think you had a great time over break at a tropical resort. Just make sure to hide uneven self-tanner streaks and tell believable stories!

Oh the power of social media.

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