College campuses and farms seem to be very different places, but when you really look into it, college student are really just farm animals.

1. Just like you, cows have a best friend.

They experience anxiety when they aren't together just like you will over Christmas break when you can't just walk down the hall to your BFF's room at school. Cows will also avoid others in a herd that they're not too fond of, similarly to how you avoid that girl from your statistics class.

2. Grunting is an acceptable form of communication for pigs.

Thank god for your roommate and her understanding of your various nonsensical sounds. "Hey how'd your test go?" "aljdflhghkahdfk" "Ouch, that bad?"

3. Chickens eventually become just like their mothers.

Even though we hate to admit it, we all turn into our parents in one way or another. Chicks learn how to find tasty food and avoid predators, where as, college students learn how to cook tasty food and avoid crazy exes thanks to mom's advise.

4. Horses will sleep both standing up and lying down.

Just like you during finals week, any opportunity to sleep is taken advantage of whether it be while lying down, standing up or sitting in the library.

5. Goats freak out when they under pressure.

Some goats resort to fainting when they feel stressed out, as college students, we alleviate stress by crying or just avoiding our responsibilities completely.