We all know the person who loves to say they’ll do this or do that but never actually produces anything. This person always says they can do it but you never actually receive that person’s part. When asked about the project, your response is always, “almost done, just need Johnny’s part.” Johnny is false hope. Don’t be like Johnny. (Sorry to anyone named Johnny).

The Clueless One

This person is most likely one of the most dedicated. They are in every class and make it to every meeting. But, they have no clue what is going on. When working together, they always ask, “What can I help with?” But you know they cannot do anything right and you will have to re-write whatever they give you anyway.

The Disappearing Act

Classic role. I honestly believe that if there is a group project with at least four people, one person will do zero work. This person skips class often, “can’t” make any of the group meetings and makes you wonder if they are still in your group or not. They never answer the group chat, contribute nothing and show up at the end to stand next to you during the presentation asking what slide they should talk about.

The Chill One

This is the one everyone aspires to be and you are thankful when you find out they are in your group. This is the “normal” kid in the group. They do their work, come to the meetings and are prepared for the final presentation. This is the person you text outside of the group chat to talk about all the other group members. You both know each other on social media and you both know each others friend's group but never really talked before. After the project, this is the only person you say “hi” to in passing around campus.

Is it bad I had exact people in mind while writing this?