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5 Times Food Landed People Behind Bars

Breakfast, 2nd breakfast, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner, evening snack...

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5 Times Food Landed People Behind Bars
Mayo Clinic

I don't know about you guys, but food is on my mind 100% of the time. I like to think of breakfast, lunch and dinner as opportunities to take my tastebuds on an adventure from my dull life.

I like to consider myself a food fanatic, but here a five people that took snacking to the next level.

1. When You NEED Nuggets

Melodi Dushane was arrested after allegedly punching a McDonalds employee in the drive-through. Reports explain that Dushane was aggravated after the McDonalds employee informed her that they were not serving chicken nuggets at that time, which was approximately 6:20 in the morning. The incident is now being referred to "McNuggets Rage."

Sometimes nuggets are just absolutely, 100%, necessary.

2. When Hunger Strikes But You Get Arrested

Josseleen Elida Lopez was arrested after Walmart employees watched her eat "sushi, cinnamon rolls and the majority of a rotisserie chicken, while drinking wine and driving a motorized shopping cart at Walmart." Police reports say that Lopez consumed $32.36 dollars worth of food without paying and was arrested on site.

Sushi AND cinnamon rolls, chicken AND wine for only $30?!?! Everyone is failing to recognize that Lopez is clearly a bargain shopper.

3. When You Spill Your Coffee And Need To Improvise

Phillip Jordan was arrested after driving intoxicated through a KFC drive through. When asked to explain his actions for his 9th DUI charge, Jordan told police "Beer is my coffee."

Sometimes coffee just doesn't have the kick you need it to.

4. When Fourth Meal Lands You In Jail

Matthew Falkner was arrested after driving intoxicated through a Taco Bell drive through and falling asleep at the pick up window. When awoken by police and asked for identification, police report that Falkner reached into his T-Bell bag and tried to hand the officer taco as a form of ID.

5. When You Try To Eat Healthy But Your Body Says Otherwise

Martin Klein was arrested after an unfortunate shoplifting incident in Walmart involving a tube of cinnamon rolls. Reports indicate that after being confronted by an employee about possible shoplifting, Klein tried to flee the scene. Upon his attempt to flee, Klein fell on the floor and a tube of cinnamon rolls he was trying to smuggle exploded in his rectum. Klein was treated by paramedics and later arrested.

Sometimes no matter how healthy you try to be, your body just really craves the gooey, gooey, goodness of cinnamon rolls.

Whether it is breakfast, lunch or dinner, it is clear that the crave punches no clock.



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