1. How the hell do people drive semi-trucks?

I always amazed by how truckers are able to navigate those large 53' trailers in bumper to bumper traffic and not kill themselves. I know I could never do it, I get nervous driving a mini-van let alone a 53' truck!

2. When I have to get on the Eisenhower in the middle of rush hour.

Inevitably there is always traffic, which ends up with me screaming at some asshole who believes that it is okay to cut everyone off to merge onto the Tri-State ramp...

3. "Who the hell do you think you are cutting me off!"

I say this 99.9% of the time when I am driving. I usually apologize in advance when someone becomes a passenger in my car because I have the worst potty mouth when I drive, and I usually restrain myself when people are in the car with me a little bit...

4. When you have an open lane in traffic, and some jerk is sitting in your blind spot.

Nothing irritates me more than some person sitting right in my blind spot, and I cannot get in front of them and have to wait til they pass me.

5. When a good song comes on and I can jam out and actually enjoy my drive.

This by far my favorite part of driving, if you have ever been in the car with me you know I like my music turned up. I regularly car dance when there is an amazing song on. So, go ahead onlookers you keep on being jealous of my amazing drumming, air guitar, and head bangs because I know you wish you could have no shame in doing what I do when I jam in the car.