Graduation. A word that is both equally exciting and frightening, but every school has college students who experience it every year at some point. And with every graduate, worries rise and thoughts rise about life. Here's a list of thoughts that everyone has after graduating from college.

1. What am I gonna do now?

I don't know? Get a job? Move in with my parents? Become a beach bum? The world may never know.

2. Are there any jobs in my major?

B***h, where? Where they at?! I should have just become a doctor, everyone needs a doctor.

3. So...I have to start eating healthy?

When you graduate you realize your metabolism is probably slowing down and you probably need to get off of the college diet...but do I HAVE to? Nah, I have at least two more years. Maybe.

4. Why does my family keep telling me to have children?

Look, I just got out of school. I'm still not even responsible enough to make a proper breakfast for myself, or feed myself in general. How would I take care of another human being? And why would I want to stop drinking for 9 months?

5. WHEN CAN I GO BACK TO SCHOOL?!

The grown-up life is not what it is all cracked up to be. School was a beautiful lie, a beautiful, short, lie that ended way too early.

Enjoy college, enjoy your friends, and ENJOY your freedom.