Ah Thanksgiving, a wonderful time of year full of food, fun, and...family. We love them to death but if we're being honest they can be pretty darn predictable. Here's a list of seven things Uncle Bob and Aunt Susie are sure to ask you this turkey day.
1. "So how are your grades looking this semester?"
Psh they're fine...why? what did you hear?
2. "I'm sure you've been practically living in the library huh?"
Yup. Definitely Aunt Phyllis. I basically have all of mail delivered there.
3. "So.....what made you vote for Hilary?"
Even if you didn't. You're a millennial. They're going to assume you did.
4. "Have you got yourself a love life yet?"
If you don't...you get a lecture on how "you're still young", and "good things come to those who wait." If you do...it gets awkward.
5. They sarcastically ask "so what do you want to drink kiddo?"
Without thinking you rattle off your go-to bar order to your sweet Uncle Jerry. Sure I'll have a StraBangBang with an extra twist of strawberry and 6 ice cubes...
Happy Thanksgiving and good luck everyone.