1. Before a walk:

"Oh my gosh, this is the BEST day of my whole entire life. Do you know where we are going? We are going on a WALK. You said the word walk and I love walks."

2. While licking your face:

"Today I ate some of the poop in the dog park and washed it down with the yummy toilet water and now I get to give you kisses! Best day ever!"

3. 5 Minutes Before Dinner Time:

"HUMAN, I've never been more hungry in my life. I think I'm dying of starvation. Those treats you gave me 5 minutes ago didn't help. Human please feed me before I whiter away into nothing."

4. Outside:

"So much to sniff, so little time. I smell a squirrel, no wait, a chipmunk. And I smell, OH I smell the neighbors cat that doesn't like me very much and over here I can smell that Chihuahua from down the street."

5. While with you:

"Human, I love you. I love you every day of my life. What would I do without you and your pets and treats and endless love? Human, you are my everything."