1. Why don’t you vote?
A: “I don’t want to get jury duty”
Response: *Ross saying PI(EASE)VOT(E)* Please. If you use this as an excuse, you literally just suck. So. Freaking. Much.
2. Are you voting? *to a female*
A: “Why should I? My vote doesn’t count”
Response: Please tell that to Susan B. Anthony, she would love to know that she wasted most of her life fighting for our right to vote. *smiles sarcastically*
3. Who are you voting for?
A: “Neither, I hate both/all candidates”
Response: *In Stitch voice, why are you stupid?*
4. Why aren’t you voting?
A: “I’m from NY, so my vote doesn’t count”
Response: You're kidding me right? Please. Please tell me how you survive?
5. What time are you going to vote?
A: “Never, because I don’t care"
Response: Oh you don't care? Makes sense not to care about something that is going to affect you and your future offspring, who probably won't care either because you just don't care about anything, clearly. Right. Okay.
*Next idiot please*
