Everyone has bad days but to those of you who are having a good day, this is a little friendly reminder...
1. We get it... Positive Vibes=Positive life.
If we were having a good day we might even be on the positive vibe boat with you but currently today we are in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean swimming for our lives. Trying not to drown. Shove your positive vibes crap where the sun doesn't shine.
2. Things will get better.
Well, no shit, Sherlock... but it's not getting better today now is it?
3. I'm here for you
Actually, if you could not be right here, right now, we would feel a whole lot better. You've probably already said some uppity rainbow crap since you started talking today and we are already done with you.
4. You can be sad today... but tomorrow you have to be happy.
What kind of uppity happy do-gooder BS is that? How about I will be sad for however long I deem necessary and you go away!
5. I hope your day gets better.
Me and you both bro. Me and you both