Okay, let me just say that Nebraskans are some of the nicest people you will ever meet. They do the little finger wave as you pass someone on the road and they always nod and say hello. That said, here are five things that they think are normal that are totally weird.

1. Breakfast Pizza

Who looked at a pizza and said "you know what this needs? Eggs."

2. "Pop"

It's called soda.

3. 85 in a 65

Granted you can see for miles but still.

4. "Shit kickers"

Maybe I just haven't grown up around the right people, but these have always been just boots. Cowboy boots or work boots but boots.

5. They're obsessed with their steak

Let me tell you, the best steak I ever had was from Paul's in McCall when they still bought local meat. Idaho steak is better than Nebraska steak. There. I said it.

Granted, no one has bought me a really fancy steak so if anyone wants to buy me a steak dinner and prove me wrong I'm open to persuasion.

Bonus:

They think the midwest ends just after the panhandle.

DO YOU NOT SEE THAT THIS IS THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRY?? The West doesn't start until you get to the Rocky Mountains and that is that.