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5 Things A Midwesterner Learns From Her 'Coastie' Friends

How the Midwest is different from the Coast, as told by a Midwesterner.

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5 Things A Midwesterner Learns From Her 'Coastie' Friends
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Traveling the short distance of two hours from my hometown outside of Chicago to college Madison, Wisconsin, I would have never expected to form so many friendships with people from the other side of the country — AKA the East Coast. From New York to Boston to Washington D.C., I've learned that the Midwest does and says things a little differently. Here's what my ‘coastie’ friends have taught me about life out east.

1. The DMV is not just a place you get your driver’s license

Despite popular belief, when people on the East Coast refer to the DMV, they’re actually referring to the “D.C., Maryland, Virginia” area. However, just like the Chicago suburbs are considered Chicago, this is usually summed up as just Washington D.C.

2. The East Coast keeps Canada Goose in business

While this trend has traveled to the Midwest and beyond, finding a Coastie without a Canada Goose is like finding a Wisconsinite who hasn’t tried cheese curds.

3. Sushi is better from the ocean

Although I cannot verify this is true (I don’t like sushi—sorry), apparently when the raw fish in sushi comes from the Great Lakes, or any freshwater lake, it’s not considered "real sushi."

4. Bagels are too for some reason

This one I’m not sure if I believe. But again, for whatever reason, bagels are better on the coast. I'm not sure how fresh, toasted bagels could get any better, but if it takes traveling to the East Coast to get that much closer to perfection, I'll be there.

5. Tennis/gym/running shoes = sneakers

Regardless if you're wearing them out, to the gym, or to class, people from the East Coast generalize these multipurpose shoes into one term: sneakers.

While the East Coast may think they have the rest of the country beat in bagels and sushi, Chicago wins for deep dish pizza and Wisconsin will always dominate the cheese curd game. Don't get me wrong, I love my East Coast friends and respect their mannerisms (as strange as they may be).

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2. You can be obnoxiously flirtatious with anyone you want. You are free to be that girl that flirts with everybody and makes 'em all smile (it's especially fun when the guy is as cute as Collin Jost). No shame.

3. Making random men nervous with your superior beauty and intense eye contact just for the hell of it is really amusing and empowering.

4. No one gives two poops if ya legs are hairy (your man shouldn't either but *Kermit the Frog meme* That's none of my business)

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6. There's more money to spend on yourself.

7. There's always this secret butterfly in your tummy that marvels at the possibility that when you go out this weekend you're gonna meet someone super handsome/wonderful/prince-like and have this moment of dazzling dalliance.

8. Nothing is that serious...you can take it all with a grain of salt...you don't owe anybody anything.

9. You can dance with anyone and everyone...or no one (Hello frat boi w/ glasses, I see you).

10. You don't have to fluff anyone's ego but your own.

11. Free drinks and dinners from single guys (It's not taking advantage if they're offering; a girl's gotta eat).

12. You have more time to learn how to love and improve yourself rather than constantly pouring your energy into another person.

13. You don't have to sacrifice your cheesy Jen Aniston rom-coms and Gilmore Girls for his Fast and Furious/other dumb action movie featuring blonde that is only in the movie to supply a relationship to the male lead and to make him look more masculine/empowered in juxtaposition (In other words, you don't have to deal with a guy being a crabby Patty while you watch your cute movies).

14. You can daydream about what your future husband may be doing right now (and not get stressed/guilty out because you're not picturing your current boyfriend that's crazy about you as your future husband).

15. There is more time to be spent with your girlfriends.

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