Some things never change, and here are some of those things for Halloweekend:

1. Someone Dressed as Jesus.

Or really anything mildly offensive. But I’m not sure that you live on a college campus if you haven’t seen Jesus walking around on Halloweekend. And Jesus will probably be questioned by Public Safety, but what else is new.

2. Playboy bunnies. At least 10 of them.

Come on, did anyone really love Hugh Hefner enough to do this? Seems excessive.

3. Probably clowns.

Honestly, some people never learn. With the re-release of “It” and the recent clown sightings, there are bound to be some out to play.

4. A cop. And you can’t exactly tell if it’s a real one or not.

The beer in his hands means he’s a student, right?

5. Losers who refuse to dress up.

At least pull a Jim Halpert: write “book” across your face, and be Facebook.