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5 Things College Kids Say They Will Do To Get Fit, Even If They're Lying

They never work.

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Everyone tries to get fit some time in college, but there are just so many things that don't work out in our favor. Pun not intended. Sort of.

1. "I'm working out before class in the morning."

This always sounds like a good idea until you actually hear your alarm in the morning and realize you've snoozed your alarm about 17 times.

2. "I'm only going to eat salad from the dining halls."

But then you stumble upon Mrs. Mei's fresh, warm, chocolate chip cookies. Ok, the salad thing will definitely start tomorrow.

3. "No more eating past 8 p.m."

Most days you don't even get home that early, and how are you going to cope with that deprivation after a long day?

4. "I'm going to buy cute workout clothes so that I will be excited to work out in them."

Nope. You just get excited to wear them to class.

5. "OMG we should be workout partners!"

You find out that instead of being alone in the aforementioned scenarios, you now have someone who does the same exact things as you. You now just have a person to relate to about getting fit, but not actually.

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