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5 Terrible Pumpkins To Avoid This Halloween

Please don't do this to your front porch.

Caity Seals
Oct 17, 2016
Concord, North Carolina
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Its finally pumpkin carving season, and there are some gems this year. But here are few ideas that will definitely make the crowd laugh.

1. Trumpkin

Thats right, this year there is already a slew of Donald Trumpkins, and lets admit it.... it is pretty funny. This pumpkin can also be a great prop for everyone wearing the Sexy Ken Bone costume or Donald T. Rumpshaker. If you really want a house to scare kids in your neighborhood, this is the one to go to.

2. "Stranger Thongs"

This amazing misspelling of the hit Netflix Original "Stranger Things" brings the autocorrect mistake that never gets fixed. No, it isn't a pornographic parody. Its just a joke. The 'I' and the 'O' are much too close one the keyboard. Eleven would be pretty disappointed that Siri won't catch that.

3. Killer Clowns

Painting a pumpkin in terrifying clown makeup will surely leave an impression on everyone in your neighborhood. With the rise of killer clowns peaking now that it is Halloween season, this will be a hit- especially when someone sees a glimmer of the make up after trick-or-treat hours.

4. Pokemon Go anything

Pokemon Go is still super fun to me, but the fad has quickly faded. Anything Pokemon should be avoided, just because not many people care if the gym is blue or red anymore.

5. A plain old pumpkin

BE CREATIVE. Don't leave your pumpkin full and whole, empty it! Carve it! Anything is better than nothing. Even a.... trumpkin.

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