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The 5 Stages of Break-Ups as Told by Taylor Swift

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The 5 Stages of Break-Ups as Told by Taylor Swift

We've all been there. Boy meets girl, girl likes boy, boy likes girl, and so on. You live a happy life for a few weeks, months, or years and think he's the one. But 9 times out of 10 the happy story of Billy and Sally ends in some sort of fashion. It could be in a civil way, dramatic way, or civil turned dramatic.  Either way, you've felt these feelings before...

Goodbye..

You feel like your world is over... The life you lived is now over and you can't breathe/you cry your eyes out. "Back to December" and "Breathe" by TSwizzy are made for this moment.

All the single ladies... put your hands up.

You get the courage to get up out of bed and go out with the girls. YOU ARE ONE HOT SINGLE MOMMA ON THE FUN TRAIN. So celebrate like TSwizzle does in "22" and do your own thing girlfran.

HATE YOU. Bye.

It's been a few weeks and you've been out once or twice. You are feeling pretty good about life until your ex moves on. Hatred and regret come into your mind as "Picture to Burn" plays on your iPhone.

But you actually miss him..

You just want to text, talk, may eye contact with him. It's literally killing you that you can't even be friends with him. You used to spend all your time with him and now... he acts like you don't exist. "The Story of Us" is your go to bc Tay knows how ja feel.

Eh, well, I'm done with it.

You've been through the ups and downs of the whole break up and you are so done with it all. Why did you waste all the time hating him/wanting to get back together with him? Well, now it's time for you to "Begin Again".

Congratulations dolls, you've made it through the break up with Taylor Swift by your side. All the women and Queen Beyonce are beyond proud of you!

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