1. You can quote Christmas movies like it's your job.

quoting your favorite holiday movies word for word even when you don’t have the movie playing. You just wish you could do that with all the information you have to remember for finals.

2. You lose yourself in the Christmas section, in any store, AT LEAST twice a week.

You’re basically a team member at the store now and should probably ask the manager for a promotion. You spend your entire shopping trip in the Christmas section trying to decide if you should spend money on the $10 Christmas colored moose stuffed animal or the $15 multi-colored star tree topper when we all know you’re going to end up buying both.

3. Your life revolves around Christmas music.

Give you the aux chord? Only if you’ve got Hillary Duff’s fire Christmas album ready to blast through my speakers. If you can’t find the Christmas radio station, you’ve got a Spotify playlist ready to go as your back up plan. And if you’re anything like me, you’ve even got the old-school reinforcements, CDs. So don’t worry, from November 1^st to December 25^th, we’ll be bumping to Jingle Bells.

4. You firmly believe that November 1st marks the beginning of Christmas.

Literally as soon as the clock strikes midnight on October 31^st, you rip off your Halloween costume and instantly transform into Santa. Instead of dancing around to “Monster Mash” and shoving your face with candy corns, you’re now going hard to “What Christmas Means to Me” by Stevie Wonder while you make your way through a whole pack of candy canes.

5. You're a very real version of Buddy the Elf.

You truly believe that the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. You love Santa and the thought of him coming to town has you so giddy that you can hardly contain your excitement. You can't wait to decorate every inch of your house and your friend's house and your workspace and your car and literally anywhere else that can possibly be decorated with something Christmas themed. You just want to see Christmas EVERYWHERE.

But some people aren't as stoked about Christmas as we are and they'll tell us to calm down. But don't sweat it, kid. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being obsessed with Christmas.