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The 5 Signs Of Senioritis

Senioritis is a disorder that... I don't care

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The 5 Signs Of Senioritis

Whether you're a senior who is about to graduate or a sophomore who has no idea how there are 5 semesters of school left, you might be showing signs of Senioritis. It is a common disorder that is absolutely fatal to your school work and affects your entire life. Here are a few symptoms: 


1.  Complete Disregard for Attendance Policies 

You’ve skipped class so many times you’ve lost count. You refuse to look at how many absences are allowed on the syllabus. You just DON’T CARE! 


2. Perfection of Procrastination 

You have made procrastination a form of art. Not only can you write a paper hours before it’s due, you can write while keeping up with every form of social media. If this was an olympic sport, you'd get a gold medal. 


3. Lack of Motivation

Your lack of motivation is not just directed toward your school work, your lack of motivation is seeping into other aspects of your life. Clean my room? No. Take a nap? Yes. 


4. Constant Questioning of Post-Graduation Plans

Until this point, graduation was just a figment of your imagination. Now you have to make sure that what you’re doing is what you want to do for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 


5. Sentimental Moments 

You find yourself getting emotional at random times just because you know it might be the last time you’ll get the opportunity to do whatever you’re doing. Graduating may mean moving away from all your friends or never getting to be in the ERUPTION Zone ever again. That’s just not okay. 


Enjoy college while you can, and bask in every moment of senioritis. 

Warning: The University of Kentucky Health Clinic cannot cure this disorder or any of these symptoms.

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