1. "Thou art Tardy-gaited" - Henry V

Used in Shakespeare's "Henry V", the chorus of the play begins to describe the French and English attitudes and how they contrast. It's basically calling someone slow or slug like. It's also pretty fun to say.

2. “Thou art unfit for any place but hell.” – Richard III

This is a catchy way of calling someone a beast or demonized. Nice, right?

3. “They lie deadly that tell you you have good faces.” – Coriolanus

Remember how Brittany said you looked great in that dress today? Yeah, well, you don't. She definitely lied. You don't look as cute as you think you do.

4. "I'll tickle your catastrophe." - Henry IV

I request a battle!

5. Lilly-livered

You are such a pansy! Scaredy cat!

With these mighty and catchy Shakespearean insults, you can now argue with someone in style!