Until recently, I lived under a rock. I had NO idea what Scream Queens was, until my best friend Peyton gave me her Hulu password and insisted I binge watch. Remember Emma Roberts? I mean how could you not, she was our lifeline on Nickelodeon's show Unfabulous circa 2004. Well, now she plays Chanel Oberlin and is even more relatable than ever. Scream Queens is a mix of Gossip Girl and Pretty Little Liars--but like when PLL was actually good. In a nutshell, there is a serial killer running around Wallace University, and targeting the sorority Kappa Kappa Tau. Season two of SQ premiered tonight and I am just as hooked as when I saw the first episode. Nonetheless, here are all of the reasons you need to start watching Scream Queens like, yesterday.
1. Chanel Oberlin is EVERYTHING
Although Chanel is the most EXTRA human in the world, her one liners never fail to make me laugh. She is the president of Kappa Kappa Tau, Kappa for short, and never lets anyone forget that she is. She is so ridiculous, but I applaud her for her creative one liners. She is super hot, super rich, and tells you exactly what's on her mind. If you ever need an insult definitely check out her insult generator:
http://www.fox.com/scream-queens/article/insult-ge...
2. Season One Boys
Okay hello, seeing Nick Jonas shirtless every other episode???? You really can't beat that!!! Glen Powell (top right) is also another hot commodity. He's Chanel's crazy off and on again boyfriend. The other two are average at best, but you can't deny season one had some EYE CANDY!!!!!
3. Season Two Boys
I know we are only one episode into season two, but John Stamos and Taylor Lautner? Come on Fox, as if I already didn't have enough reason to watch the show. I was so excited when I saw that they will be featured this season, let's just hope that they actually stay..
4.The Fashion Statements
Enough about the boys, back to the main stars. And nope, these are not special occasion outfits. These are the types of outfits that the Chanels wear in every episode. Honestly, I wish over-the-top fashion like this wasn't tacky as hell because I'd ~rock a pink fur coat~
5. The Suspense
Like I said in the beginning, in this show there is someone committing mass murder at the Kappa house. There is a lot of suspense throughout the show, and not gonna lie, there was some nights after late night bingeing I would be scared to go to sleep. Some of the scenes get pretty gory, and the director is NOT afraid to kill off a main character.
Scream Queens is by far the most absurd and over the top show, but never fails to make me laugh with the over the top characters. If you haven't started watching it, it's not too late to catch up to season two!!! Get a hulu, illegally download it, buy it on amazon, or SOMETHING because you need this show in your life stat! While you guys are catching up, I'll be impatiently waiting a whole long, antagonizing week for a new episode.
