Let's be real, dogs are great creatures. I don't really know what we did to deserve dogs, but man do I love that they're a part of our lives. Being a human is way too stressful, having to worry about my future and my life, and that is why I wish I was a dog.
1) You have no responsibilities
Unless you are a service dog, you literally have no responsibilities. You don't have to worry about paying taxes or planning out your future. You literally don't have to time manage anything.
2) You can nap anytime and anywhere, and it is acceptable
Let's be real, I know everyone at one point wanted to nap at the most random point in the day. As a dog, you can definitely do that.
3) The world is your bathroom
Dogs go anytime, anywhere and someone always cleans up after them. I think this one is self-explanatory.
4) Belly rubs and head scratches
If you say you have never wanted someone to scratch your head or rub your stomach, you're lying to yourself. As a dog you get both of those basically anytime you see a human. How great would that be?!
5) Everyone loves you
As a dog, you get a lot of attention and everyone loves petting you. If I was a dog, I wouldn't have to deal with fake / backstabbing friends, ex-boyfriends, or unnecessary drama (unless it's a chihuahua because they seem like they would be that type of dog).