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5 Reasons Why Red Forman Should Be President

Come on, he's perfect.

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5 Reasons Why Red Forman Should Be President
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Every four years, American citizens must make a decision of who they want their next Commander in Chief to be. At the moment, we have two candidates that no one necessarily likes or trusts, and those candidates are Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Voters do not approve of Trump's harsh comments, and I think a person with brains could see that Clinton is corrupt in every way possible so I think it is safe to say that this year's election is nothing but a joke. There is one man, however, who is up to the task, and that man is Red Forman from "That 70's Show." Red has all the qualities of a true leader, and if you don't believe me thenn I believe these five reasons will change your mind.

1. Red lays down the law.


Red has a tough side and he isn't afraid to show it. If Eric and the gang get themselves into a nasty situation, Red gets them out of it and makes sure they get punished like the proper parent he is. A man who isn't afraid to lay down the law the perfect man to protect the United States from harm! When I say he isn't afraid to show his nasty side, I mean it.

2. Red served in the Army.

Nothing is more patriotic than a man who serves his country, which is why Red should be our next President! I can only imagine the kind of man he was to his fellow comrades! Red served in the army before meeting his Kitty, and a man who has passion for the United States is the perfect fit to be our leader. I mean just look at those medals on his jacket!

3. Kitty would make a great First Lady.

No woman is as perfect as Kitty Forman! Kitty is everything every man desires: beauty, brains, and an amazing sense of humor. A woman like Kitty Forman would make a great role model for women and kids. Kitty as the First Lady will only bring sunshine into your day, because I know she makes her boys Red and Eric feel the exact same way! I think it is safe to say that Kitty is a breath of fresh air, and fits the role as the First Lady.

4. Red is a fan of literature.

It obvious to say that Red is a man of knowledge, and puts his work into fine pieces of his own literature. A man who can write a book on a relevant topic should be able to lead our country!

5. Red is a true icon.

Red is a huge icon! Red's strict parenting is what makes him the man we all know and love. Leading a country is like taking care of child, and no one has parenting skills better than Red Forman. If Red were to ever become the next Commander in Chief, than our country is in good hands! If you don't agree that Red should be next in charge, than a big foot is going straight your a**!

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