If you're not a cat person, I'm not here to change your opinion.
1. They're so hard to take care of.
I mean, they go in a litter box that you have to change once a week or so. You don't ever have to take them outside. You can give them canned food if you want, but you can also just leave dry food out for them.
2. They're so mean.
My cat is trained so that when I make a kiss sound, he raises his head to let me kiss it. So yeah, he's pretty mean.
3. They're not cuddly at all.
My cat wakes me up most mornings by putting his little head against mine. He will also knead at my arm with his little paws (which means they like you).
4. You can't play with them.
They make cat toys and catnip for a reason! My cats go CRAZY over catnip! They get toys caught on their nails and/or launch them allllll over the place. They love toys where we hold the stick and something hangs from it. I have a PetCube that lets me leave a laser running when I'm not there and GIRL — they love it so much.
5. They're not photogenic.
I don't have anything to say about this one. Look how freaking cute they are.