On Thursday, May 25th I silently counted down the hours and minutes until I could get into my car in the direction of home. I had been anticipating that day for weeks and was even prepared well in advance for it. To clarify - I went and saw Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. I will in no means spoil the movie for those of you that have yet to see it - however, you should know that they bring a very special character back to the series (I say special because I have been obsessed with their story and their overall career). Yes, they bring Orlando Bloom back. I seriously recommend watching this last movie, although I could go for another one, it was exactly the type of Jack-ness that was needed.
In lieu of OB returning - here are the reasons he is wonderful and will always have my ultimate admiration:
1. He is Beautiful
Even if you are not attracted to men, you can appreciate the adorable nature of this attractive man's face.
2. He does his own stunts
Although this has ended in injury on several occasions throughout his career (he virtually has broken every bone in his body at some point), he still worked through it and completed the films - he was THAT dedicated.
3. He gives 110% every time
Although there are definitely more noteworthy moments in his career (POTC, LOTR, The Hobbit, and even Troy) I feel Elizabethtown was one of the crown jewels. I remember watching this movie, and I personally thought it was terrible. That didn't stop him from giving a stellar performance. It's not his fault the movie wasn't great.
4. Them Eyes Though
I am a huge fan of Green eyes, truly. I have fantasized about having them myself (I have blue-grey eyes), but this man... his brown eyes get to me in. I always feel like I am looking into the chocolate heavens.
5. Elf-Envy
He was literally trained in archery. This role stirred an entire movement of children in the UK signing up to attend archery classes/school.
Overall OB will always have my heart (although I severely judge how many middle names his son has... seriously go look it up), and I will always see him as a Pirate. He is an excellent and kind actor. He has always been generous and grateful towards his fans and the roles given to him. Here's to another year of his work and much more to come!
