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5 Reasons Tacos Are Better Than Boys

Tacos are better than boys.

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5 Reasons Tacos Are Better Than Boys

Why worry about boys, when you have tacos. Here are 5 reasons why tacos are way better than boys:



1. They will always be there for you.

Whether you've had a bad day, or you're really stressed out, or your confused about life, tacos will always be there for you; unlike boys, who will come and go, and make your life more confusing and difficult.

2. They let you make all of the decisions in your relationship.

You can decide what toppings they will have, queso, lettuce, or whatever your heart desires, unlike being in a relationship with boys, who want to make all of the decisions for you.


3. Tacos won't judge you.

You can eat one or six.They will love you and your food baby.


4. Tacos are not boring.

There are so many types of tacos that a person can choose from, you don't have to stick to the same old boring taco; Unlike boys, who only want to play 2k and Netflix and chill.


5. Tacos are hot.

They are nice and warm and ready to be eaten, this is way better than waiting for a semi attractive boy, to smile at you in the car. Hot boys are out and hot tacos are in.

Tacos are in boys are out, so go ahead and treat yourself to a taco, or six!

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