1. You no longer have a suitable reason to drink this weekend.
2. You now have to judge your level of intoxication. Who gets absolutely hammered on a Thursday when they have class at 8 a.m. or 9:30 a.m.?
3. No one really enjoys getting all dressed up on a Thursday knowing the weekend actually starts on a Friday when you have a morning class.
4. There will be nowhere to go after, and it ends at midnight … we aren’t Cinderella.
5. You have to reschedule absolutely all plans regarding Prez Ball.