Whether you are an every weekend kind of partier (or every day; I don’t judge) or an every once-in-a-while drinker, having a DDB -- or "designated drinking buddy" -- is crucial. Through the good, the bad, and the really really ugly, your DDB will always have your back and keep you safe. Here’s five reasons to always have your DDB by your side on those crazy Saturday nights.
1. They'll help you get ready.
Whether you need someone to pre-game with or help you pick out an outfit, your DDB has got you covered. They’ll help you drink your first drink, dance your first dance, and make sure you don’t wear that trashy outfit in the back of your closet (you know which one I’m talking about).
2. They'll save you from party creeps.
When you’re dancing at a house party or chilling at a hangout, your DDB will always be there when a stranger starts grinding on you. They can tell you if the male or female is your type with just one look. And in more desperate situations can bring you to the bathroom with them for a quick escape.
3. They'll help you when you're puking.
Everyone has those nights where they drink far too much. But no fear, whether you’re on your knees in the bushes or face first in the toilet bowl, your DDB will hold your hair, rub your back encouragingly, or pass you tissues. And in the morning, they’ll remind you that you puked in the first place.
4. They'll listen to you when you reach your emotional stage.
There are many stages of emotions one goes through while drunk. And although everyone is different, one of the most popular stages is the sad stage. School is hard, your job sucks, or maybe your love life is in shambles. No matter the case, your DDB will always talk you through it. And wipe your tears with McDonald's french fries.
5. They won't judge your bad decisions.
There is this crucial moment the morning after a crazy night, where you and your friends hit up your local diner and reminisce about each other’s night. Whether you puked all over someone’s living room, woke up in a bathtub, or slept with a stranger, your DDB will never judge you. And most likely they probably did something worse. No worries.