Wings are one of my favorite foods. Whether they're boneless or bone-in, it doesn't matter; wings are a positive part of life. Even when they make you cry, it's because they're so hot that they're good. Here's why wings are even better than boys.
1. They never lack spice.
Things getting boring with a guy? Wings will put some heat right back in to your life.
2. When things get messy, you don't care.
Messy with a boy? Sometimes that's hard to fix. Messy with wings? Get a Wet One and wipe it away.
3. Even a bad one is still good.
Think about it: have you ever actually had a bad wing? No. Bad boys on the other hand...I think we've all had to deal with that.
4. Your friends are never sad to see them.
If you show up to a get-together with wings, nobody's going to complain. Show up with that guy you met downtown who your friends think is kinda sketchy? Night ruined.
5. They're customizable.
Dry rub, sauce, boneless, bone-in, with ranch or blue cheese, carrots or celery on the side...endless options. You can't really create your dream boyfriend.
