With many film's like "Blair Witch" flopping hard this season, it may be difficult to find something to watch that is truly shocking. Fear not (or in your case, fear away) my friends, for I have found the ultimate source of WTF videos that are guaranteed to frighten/permanently traumatize. Straight from the government, here's 5 clips that are bound to make you uneasy this Halloween.
5. You Never Know (AKA Catfish XP)
As most Tinder users can testify, pictures do not equal reality online. Back in the early 2000's however, you didn't even have that luxury, so the chances of a creepy middle-aged man being on the other side of the screen was around 1 billion percent (at least that's what my parents told me). Thankfully, Britain kept kids safe with this Shyamalan style twist.
4. Countdown (AKA Things That Go Boom Will Jack You Up)
Most of us probably remember the "You'll shoot your eye out" seen from "A Christmas Story". This scene in hindsight doesn't make much sense seeing as most bb guns don't shoot back at the person holding them unless you try using the barrel as a scope. Fireworks on the other hand, will blow your eye out...along with pretty much anything else that's too close. Thanks for ruining my 4th of July, Internet.
3. Bathtub (AKA The Reason You Don't Shower For The Next Two Weeks)
Meth is bad. Unless you land an Emmy winning TV show, chances are that being involved with it in any way will result in harm, jail, death, or all three. This is why in Montana, the government has began a lavatory time-travel program, solving their crisis by sending users back in time to meet their former selves in the shower. For all of us who weren't planning on "Breaking Bad" this weekend on the other hand, this fun little tv spot will give you an excuse for wallowing in your own stench for three days.
2. Tentacle (AKA Have Fun Sleeping After This One)
Sexual abuse is a horrific act that should not be joked about. Using a flesh snake to disturb people on the other hand...just another way to provoke Rule 34. Well, that's all the humor I got before this traumatization...
1. Day Trip (AKA Protesting TV Violence With EXTREMELY REALISTIC VIOLENCE)
I'm not big with trigger warnings on articles that are meant to freak you out, but this is an exception. If you get nightmares watching Insidious on TV, I don't suggest clicking below. In an attempt to reduce violence on TV, a public broadcasting company in Germany made an ad WITH MORE VIOLENCE AND HORROR THAN SHOULD EVER BE ALLOWED ON TV! Seriously, the last "SAW" film was banned for public showing in this country, yet the following is perfectly fine for public broadcast? Just goes to show, when your looking for a solution, make sure you're not part of the problem.
