Ever been completely bored when your roommate is out of town? Me too! Here are some short stories I made up when looking at photos of animals.
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There once was a sloth who was very unhappy with his look. People who saw his pictures on the Internet always thought he was a creepy rapist. So one day, he decided to get a new hair cut to look more like Justin Bieber circa 2011. After he got his new haircut, he updated all of his profile pictures on social media. Now people say he looks like Jim Carrey with the bowl cut he had in the movie Dumb and Dumber.
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Once upon a time there was a pretty, pretty princess. She was incredibly spoiled by her parents. She got anything she wanted whenever she wanted and she even got makeup lessons from Ru Paul. One day she met a prince. She fell in love at first sight and did everything she could to get his attention. She piled on the makeup and added false eyelashes to see him. He was just sitting there on the floor, looking all sad, waiting for someone to come and consume him. So she did he was a very delicious. His name was Milk Bone
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"Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming." The soaked pooch squealed as he traversed the river. "I will be Dory. I will be Dory! I will be Dory!" He repeated the mantra several times while wagging his tail and sticking his tongue out in concentration. The dog just kept swimming, right out into the open sea. Never to be seen or heard from again.
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Just the other day a baby puppy said to her parents, "I want to be a seal!" She stuck out her tongue and made a weird squealing or keening sound while wrapping herself in a towel. "That would be wonderful Pookie," her parents replied, "just remember you would need to swim everywhere." And with that the puppy's dreams were dashed. She didn't like swimming all the time.
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One dark and stormy night a tiny fluff ball appeared. His friends asked him, "What are you going to be for Halloween?" The fluff ball responded, " I want to be the Monopoly man!" and he donned a fake mustache and started waddling down the street to get some candy.
