Coming to college, everyone is so excited, you watch movies about it and think that all this crazy stuff happens at these cool college parties. At your first college party experience you try to stick with the new friends you just meet cause you're still kinda shy, but then suddenly you get some liquid confidence and start talking to more and more people. This is when you end up meeting the "Five types of people you will meet at a college party."
NUMBER 1: THE MEATHEAD GUY WHO THINKS HES SO HOT
Omg! You turn to your friends and think "he's so hot I hope he will talk to me" he approaches you and you don't know what to do you start playing with your hair and laughing at all his stupid jokes. to later on realize all you talked about how his muscles are so big "baseball is life or lacrosse is life" "I strictly eat protein all day" asking questions like "do you squat?" GAINS BRO !!!
NUMBER 2: THE STONER
This is the type of person who doesn't care about their appearance at all and just wants to find out where the weed is and who is selling it. You try to have a conversation with this person but they just end up spacing out mid convo.
NUMBER 3: THE REALLY SLOPPY DRUNK GIRL
You feel bad for this girl because she is falling all over the floor, her skirt keeps rising up, she just looks like a hot mess. Granted we have all been there once, but this girl is on that level every weekend. You try to help her out but she just keeps slurring her words, the best solution is to help her find her friends or find her a way back home.
NUMBER 4: THE FRAT BOY
Letters on and always repping how cool he is because he is part of a frat and he really knows how to party/ Chug his drink. He will go up to you and flirt with you and talk about how he loves greek life and its the best and even probably invite you to some of their party's. You'll also find him running tables where the beer pong game is going on.
NUMBER 5: THE GIRL WHO PRETENDS SHES DRUNK FOR ATTENTION
Possibly my favorite person to meet, this girl is always pretending she's drunk so she can get attention from the guys at the party. Everyone knows this girl is not drunk at all and just looking for attention, you will have a normal conversation with her, but when a boy comes walking by she starts slurring her words saying "Omg john you look so good, have you been working out?" Girl come on have some confidence.
