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5 People to Share Valentine's Day With If You're Single

1. Derek Shepard (aka, McDreamy)

Maddy Middleton

Feb 13, 2017

College of Charleston

5 People to Share Valentine's Day With If You're Single

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Hey there, it’s me! Some people call me Maddy, but some (and I stress that this actual number is close to zero), call me “the Queen of Relationships.” Specifically, I specialize in being single! After eighteen years of practice, I am pretty much an expert and I am finally ready to pass on some tips! The only way to not feel single, is to not be single, AKA get in a relationship! To help you do this, I have complied a list of possible people(s) to be claim as yours this Valentine’s Day!

1. Derek Shepherd

Sadly, he is no longer with us, but that technically means he is no longer taken, sooooooo tell your family and friends that you are happy with Derek!

2. Your Homework

This one will only work until you're graduate college, but until then, dedicate your mind, heart, soul, and Id to doing your homework. Let your feelings flow out of your pencil into calculus problems and your deepest desires should be expressed through your Anthropology discussion post! (And, one of the perks of dating Homework is that you can cheat!)

3. The Chocolate You Don't Have to Give Away

Just imagine all those men and women who get chocolate at their local Valentine's Supply Store and have to surrender 50%-100% of it to the person they are sharing V-Day with! Without that person, you can enjoy 100% of the tasty assorted goodies all to yourself!

4. Your Pet

Personally, I don't need any justification for this one. But, if you do, your pet provides unconditional love, cuddles, and kisses and that is better than any real person!

5. Your Chemistry Lab Partner

This one might be a bit trickier to convince people of because people on campus might know this is a lie, but being a little extra nice will only improve your grade. Maybe the chemistry between you two won't be bubbling, but making the real chemistry happen will produce a good grade! Go ahead and titrate some love and get yourself an A+!

Truthfully, I am more content saying I'm single and just eating some chocolate, but perhaps one of these will come in handy if you just gotta have someone to share the day with!

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1. Wow. My voice sounds amazing with this song.

2. Okay, if you can't sing, don't do it.

3. But wait, I don't think I can be friends with someone who isn't going to jam out in the car with me.

4. Dance part in the car! Even when I'm alone. Because every song is my favorite.

5. Stop light. Act calm. Be cool.

6. Yes! Green light! Back at it!

7. I don't know this song, but I'm going to sing along anyway.

8. Why am I not famous yet?

9. Being next to someone who can't sing so you feel good about yourself because you rock!

10. OK, I'm so good. I need to sing louder so I can help these people out.

11. My voice doesn't reach some of those notes, maybe I should sit this one out.

12. Randomly bursting out in song and getting weird looks because of it.

13. God, thank you so much for giving me a good voice.

14. Man, I feel bad for people who can't sing.

15. Was I just humming? Did they hear me?

16. Having dance moves to go along with most songs.

17. Not being able to stop yourself at correcting people when they mess up.

18. Maybe I should post myself singing.

19. Nah, can't do it. Dumb idea.

20. Having my own personal concert in the shower. Every single time.

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4. You work so much you don't have time to spend the money you're making.

5. You're too tired to function when you aren't working.

6. Finally seeing your friends and having way too much to catch up on.

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