Hey there, it’s me! Some people call me Maddy, but some (and I stress that this actual number is close to zero), call me “the Queen of Relationships.” Specifically, I specialize in being single! After eighteen years of practice, I am pretty much an expert and I am finally ready to pass on some tips! The only way to not feel single, is to not be single, AKA get in a relationship! To help you do this, I have complied a list of possible people(s) to be claim as yours this Valentine’s Day!
1. Derek Shepherd
2. Your Homework
This one will only work until you're graduate college, but until then, dedicate your mind, heart, soul, and Id to doing your homework. Let your feelings flow out of your pencil into calculus problems and your deepest desires should be expressed through your Anthropology discussion post! (And, one of the perks of dating Homework is that you can cheat!)3. The Chocolate You Don't Have to Give Away
4. Your Pet
Personally, I don't need any justification for this one. But, if you do, your pet provides unconditional love, cuddles, and kisses and that is better than any real person!5. Your Chemistry Lab Partner
This one might be a bit trickier to convince people of because people on campus might know this is a lie, but being a little extra nice will only improve your grade. Maybe the chemistry between you two won't be bubbling, but making the real chemistry happen will produce a good grade! Go ahead and titrate some love and get yourself an A+!
Truthfully, I am more content saying I'm single and just eating some chocolate, but perhaps one of these will come in handy if you just gotta have someone to share the day with!
