1. Glitter lips
This is such a gorgeous look, but there are just so, so many problems. How do you even eat without getting glitter all in your mouth? Having specs of glitter stuck to my teeth all day just does not sound like a good time.
2. Actually, just glitter anything
Again, glitter is stunning and an incredible addition to makeup, but there are still so many painful problems. I'm not sure what kind of industrial glue you have to purchase to get that stuff to stick on to you, but I'm sure it's expensive. And, when the glitter does fall off, how do you clean it up? How do you purposefully get it off your face?
3. Full-body contouring
Although it may make you lost ten pounds and toned up overnight, full-body contouring is just highly impractical and, frankly, just a little extra. Furthermore, I just have so many questions. How do you sit with contoured legs and not get it all over the place? How do you not get it all over your clothes? Clothes are expensive, you know.
4. Ombre lips
Although a stunning look, I feel like ombre lips would just be hard to maintain. You can't really rub your lips together much, for fear of losing the multi-color look. I guess you'd have to have your lips parted or loosely put together all day, and that just takes way too much work.
5. Rainbow highlighter
This was a huge trend a few months ago and, let me tell you, it's a beautiful, iridescent look. However, where and why on earth would you wear rainbow highlighter? I feel like you'd get some odd looks if you rolled up to work looking like you just hopped off the fairy bus.