There are many life lessons that I've learned from watching my two cats, Luna & Alma. Whether it's teaching me how to stand up for myself or learning how to get what I want, these feline creatures never seem to disappoint. Here are ten life lessons taught to me by my feline friends.

1) Cry Until You Get What You Want

Enforced by my token grandmother cat Alma, I've learned that the best way to get what you want is to cry about it. Nothing will get you food faster than incessant wailing, or in my case, those new shoes I wanted.

2) Jealousy Is Real

Trust me when I say that even the most unlikely people can feel jealousy. Instead of confronting someone with your feelings, you can easily sit in the corner and pout, just like my cat Alma when she sees me petting Luna.

3) Privacy Is Irrelevant

As Luna could tell you, even the most private affairs are an opportunity to spend time together. Want to go to the bathroom? Don't worry, just stick your hands (or paws) under the door, that way you can still be together.

4) Don't Let Anyone Too Close

Consent is important and no one knows this better then Luna. Someone trying to give you a gentle pat without your permission? Viciously bite them and put those people back in their place.

5) Show Affection

If you truly care about others, make sure that they know this! Don't forget to leave them little gifts like dead mice and a ripped carpet. They'll appreciate the gesture and love you even more.